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Is 4chan coming back up??

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cpmer

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Its been like a week or so now. Whens it gonna come back up? Did they take the server offline or are the bots or whatever still ddosing it?
 
I hope it comes back, 4chan is like flypaper; it's great for attracting retards and keeping them out of more intelligent parts of the internet. All of the trends that start there are stupid and are only perpetuated by really stupid people (lolcats for instance).
 
Originally posted by: Eeezee
I hope it comes back, 4chan is like flypaper; it's great for attracting retards and keeping them out of more intelligent parts of the internet. All of the trends that start there are stupid and are only perpetuated by really stupid people (lolcats for instance).
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Wow, I decided to just check /b/ out since 4chan is now back up, and while I still strongly hate imageboards because of how stupidly hard they are to navigate, this actually made me laugh my ass off.

http://img.4chan.org/b/res/78443876.html

Eh, apparently it doesn't like linking, it has this quoted with a pic of Billy Mays:

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA CANDLEJACK. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, great person. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT awesome people.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529 THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE OVER 9000 NINE
CALL NAO!
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