Irrefutable proof that nature is CRUEL!!!!

episodic

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Why is my tounge and jaw and teeth positioned just right where I frequently bite my tounge!!!



ARGGHHH!!!!!


 

artikk

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Dec 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: episodic
Why is my tounge and jaw and teeth positioned just right where I frequently bite my tounge!!!



ARGGHHH!!!!!
Because teeth and jaws and tongue work together for speech. As for the occasional biting of the tongue, the best prevention method is to hide/watch your tongue when talking and don't ever get too excited. ;)
 

StormRider

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Here's another: When Nature designed women, why did he place the playground (her woo-woo) next to the garbage dump (her poo-poo chute)?
 

artikk

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Originally posted by: StormRider
Here's another: When Nature designed women, why did he place the playground (her woo-woo) next to the garbage dump (her poo-poo chute)?

so now "Nature" is the god for intellectuals? :Q
Nature is the politically correct form of god?:Q
 

piroroadkill

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Originally posted by: StormRider
Here's another: When Nature designed women, why did he place the playground (her woo-woo) next to the garbage dump (her poo-poo chute)?

Either works, and we're designed in the same fashion, so it's only logical.
 
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Originally posted by: StormRider
Here's another: When Nature designed women, why did he place the playground (her woo-woo) next to the garbage dump (her poo-poo chute)?

SO THAT YOU COULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM EASILY.

STOP POSTING AND GO BUY A HOOKER.


- M4H
 

wchou

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Dec 1, 2004
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learn to chew and talk at the same time. biting your own tongue means that you have not evolved past prehistoric caveman
 

cavemanmoron

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Mar 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: wchou
learn to chew and talk at the same time. biting your own tongue means that you have not evolved past prehistoric caveman


Yeah I almost never bite my tounge,

Well sometimes i do at work,when I feel like screaming at my Boss. ;)
 

conjur

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Jun 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: StormRider
Here's another: When Nature designed women, why did he place the playground (her woo-woo) next to the garbage dump (her poo-poo chute)?

SO THAT YOU COULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM EASILY.

STOP POSTING AND GO BUY A HOOKER.


- M4H

StormRider couldn't get laid in a Nevada whore-house with a Platinum American Express and $100 bills hanging out of his pockets.