Ironing board just owned my ass

[Mill]

Looking for a pair of socks in the maelstrom I call my laundry room, and I managed to hit the release on the ironing board. BOOM, it fvcking crashes into my head and I see stars. Dangerous piece of equipment that thing is...

 

[Fausto]

Another day in the life of the average Alabama resident.

 

[bondboy]

:camera:?

 

[ggnl]

Did you try to fight it afterwards? I would have.

 

[KLin]

Have you shot the ironing board yet?

 

[jEct2]

when i grew my hair out awhile back i opened a door and a 4 foot flourescent light fell and smashed into my head. the glass cut my fingers but my head was alrite

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: KLin
Have you shot the ironing board yet?

He left his cousin for it last week, so I think he'll give it another chance before shooting it.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Another day in the life of the average Alabama resident.

Where do you think THEY picked it up from?



**EDIT** Wait, did I just defend an Alabamian???

/me slaps himself with an ironing board..

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Another day in the life of the average Alabama resident.

Hush you!

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Another day in the life of the average Alabama resident.

ROFL!

 

Southerners, just stick to your pick-ups, shotguns and klan meetings.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: jEct2
when i grew my hair out awhile back i opened a door and a 4 foot flourescent light fell and smashed into my head. the glass cut my fingers but my head was alrite

What does long hair have to do with your story?

 

[nakedfrog]

When I first clicked on this thread I got an error.
Now that I'm here, I think I'll take this opportunity to laugh at your misfortune.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Southerners, just stick to your pick-ups, shotguns and klan meetings.

You forgot inbreeding.

 

[StageLeft]

!!!!!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Southerners, just stick to your pick-ups, shotguns, hatred of holier than thou web nerds and klan meetings.

Fixed!

 

[Martin]

Have you learned nothing from Tom and Jerry?

 

[NightTrain]

Well the iron didn't run down his back.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: jEct2
when i grew my hair out awhile back i opened a door and a 4 foot flourescent light fell and smashed into my head. the glass cut my fingers but my head was alrite

What does long hair have to do with your story?

Are you crazy. The hair detail is INTEGRAL to the story!

 

[Mill]

I really do still have a headache from it.

 

[K1052]

Drink heavily then get back in there and show that ironing board who's the boss.