Irish midget impersonating a leprechaun extorted sex from 26 women in exchange for pot of gold

Red Squirrel

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lxskllr

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How come the women weren't charged with prostitution? If I were king, he wouldn't have been charged :^D
 
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highland145

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So if he were some dickweed driving a sports car and getting laid....I'm not seeing the difference.
 

Ichinisan

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"SATIRE"

I hope you people aren't really this gullible.

...or maybe not. It's kinda worse that people would think such lazy humor is actually funny.

Literally the only thing that would make it slightly amusing would be if it actually did happen (it did not).
 

lxskllr

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For full disclosure, I took it seriously before I made my post, then went back to re read it, cause it seemed... off. I think it's more a reflection of just how stupid people can be. Women got scammed by a "leprechaun"? Yea, I could believe that...
 

OccamsToothbrush

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Three things here:

1) As mentioned, if the guy is 3 feet tall and looks like that and still managed to get laid he deserves to be on money, have his face carved into a mountain and be king of the world.

2) Ireland clearly has the dumbest women on Earth and I know where to go for summer vacation this year.

3) Where was Shorty while this was going on?
 

Hayabusa Rider

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"SATIRE"

I hope you people aren't really this gullible.

...or maybe not. It's kinda worse that people would think such lazy humor is actually funny.

Literally the only thing that would make it slightly amusing would be if it actually did happen (it did not).

Until November of 2016 I would not have considered this as possibly real. These days pigs apparently do fly.
 
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Sorry OP, no luck for you. Only way you and shorty are getting laid is if you guys go murderous necrophiliacs.

I do like that people are ranting about the women being dumb while being dumbass enough to believe that article. For fuck's sake the site is "funnyandhilarious.com", probably should be a tipoff, eh? Those of you deserve double fun in Olds' basement.
 
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Red Squirrel

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For full disclosure, I took it seriously before I made my post, then went back to re read it, cause it seemed... off. I think it's more a reflection of just how stupid people can be. Women got scammed by a "leprechaun"? Yea, I could believe that...

Considering all the whacked stuff that happens these days it's not even that far off from stuff that really does happen. If it was Florida it would be a total normal article lol.
 

OccamsToothbrush

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Considering all the whacked stuff that happens these days it's not even that far off from stuff that really does happen. If it was Florida it would be a total normal article lol.

Learn your audience, people in Florida can't be scammed by leprechauns. However, you can easily trick old women by claiming to be a descendant of Ponce de Leon and that the fountain of youth is located in your hot tub.

#GoldenGirlsOrgy
 

ShookKnight

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I'd love to read that article, but horny_girl44 texted from that site... I think I'm going to get me some!!