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Iraq's Information Minister HAS NOT SHOWN UP FOR WORK TODAY..

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Alistar7

Lifer
I think we have seen his last report....

None of the ministry information personnel have shown up for work today either.
 
He was offered a job as a new cast member on SNL. 😀

Edit: Or...maybe he is going to take over Ari Fleischer's job. 😉😛
 
Originally posted by: Alistar7
I hope he can make it in though, I would love to hear him spin what's going on right now.
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That would be interesting to see.

But he really needs a .223 to the head. I read up on him and he is just another ba'athist thug with a dirty past. His demonstrated his loyalty to Saddam by turning in some of his relatives who were then promptly put to death.

Kill the bastard on sight I say.
 
Originally posted by: Jimbo
Originally posted by: Alistar7
I hope he can make it in though, I would love to hear him spin what's going on right now.
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That would be interesting to see.

But he really needs a .223 to the head. I read up on him and he is just another ba'athist thug with a dirty past. His demonstrated his loyalty to Saddam by turning in some of his relatives who were then promptly put to death.

Kill the bastard on sight I say.
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Yes, I was aware of his ascent to power, ruthless little fvcker.
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D

Edit: Or...maybe he is going to take over Ari Fleischer's job. 😉😛
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That can only be an improvement in truth and reliability. At least when the Information Minister is laughed off the stage, people are laughing *with* him.
 
The Iraqi minister has said that they allowed this to happen to identify the traitors to Saddam. He further states they are now surrounded and they are sending in the suicide martyrs brigade!

😀
 
Originally posted by: Alistar7
I hope he can make it in though, I would love to hear him spin what's going on right now.
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I think he'll quote Deep Thoughts, from SNL, to explain what happened:

"It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight. "



 
NYT 4/9 Front Page
From the article titled "Key Section of City is Taken in a Street-by-Street Fight"

"One of Mr. Sahhaf's top officials, a man who has frequently sought to intimidate Western reporters, was seen in the parking lot of the Palistine Hotel in tears, embracing another official as if for courage."

Poor bastards. 😀
 
wasn't his last words with a smile....." I am not afraid..and you(reporter) should not be afraid."

MSNBC just said there are reports of seeing him heading for the border..iran? syria?
 
"There is not Ministry of Information. This is all lies by the infidels. We will leave them crawling on the ground in the remains of Baghdad and my house. Saddam and what is left of his is great..."
 
Originally posted by: bentwookie
You know SNL will do a skit on this guy....
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will farrell would've been perfect for this moron. it's a shame he's not on SNL anymore (at least i think he left)
 
Originally posted by: Krugger
Originally posted by: bentwookie
You know SNL will do a skit on this guy....
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will farrell would've been perfect for this moron. it's a shame he's not on SNL anymore (at least i think he left)
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Where do you think he was anyway....😉
 
Originally posted by: BDawg
Originally posted by: Insane3D

Edit: Or...maybe he is going to take over Ari Fleischer's job. 😉😛
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That can only be an improvement in truth and reliability. At least when the Information Minister is laughed off the stage, people are laughing *with* him.
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You get my first
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of the day.
 
Originally posted by: Alistar7
Originally posted by: Krugger
Originally posted by: bentwookie You know SNL will do a skit on this guy....
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will farrell would've been perfect for this moron. it's a shame he's not on SNL anymore (at least i think he left)
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Where do you think he was anyway....😉
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where do i think who was? you lost me there
-Krugger
 
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