iran invasion

[alien42]

ladies and gentlemen, it is time to invade iran. intelligence shows, no, proves, that iran has weapons of mass disruption and they are directly connected to the london bombings. its time for thousands of more innocent humans to die because i have solid evidence. we have a mission here folks, and its freedom and democracy.

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oh yeah, i forgot to add that the world supports us and is behind us, including tunisia and poland

 

[conjur]

uhhh...


mmmmkay



But, anyway, Iran and Iraq today signed a military pact. Don't think invading Iran will happen anytime soon. Imagine that? Iraq fighting against us while we fight in Iraq to "save them"?

 

[MiniDoom]

Originally posted by: alien42
ladys and gentlemen, it is time to invade iran. intelligence shows, no, proves, that iran has weapons of mass disruption and they are directly connected to the london bombings. its time for thousands of more innocent humans to die because i have solid evidence. we have a mission here folks, and its freedom and democracy.

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oh yeah, i forgot to add that the world supports us and is behind us, including tunisia

You forgot Poland.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420

Originally posted by: alien42
ladys and gentlemen, it is time to invade iran. intelligence shows, no, proves, that iran has weapons of mass disruption and they are directly connected to the london bombings. its time for thousands of more innocent humans to die because i have solid evidence. we have a mission here folks, and its freedom and democracy.

edit

oh yeah, i forgot to add that the world supports us and is behind us, including tunisia

You forgot Poland.

i figured tunisia was even more obscure. i just called poland and they agreed so i added them too.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

"ladys"?

:roll:

Apparently the anti-war crowd has a lock on the genius demographic.

BTW, was this an attempt at being A) clever, B) funny, or C) both. Your answer will determine your level of utter failure.

 

[rudder]

I think we attacked Iran on June 20th or something like that.

 

[Genx87]

Originally posted by: rudder
I think we attacked Iran on June 20th or something like that.

We did and Tehran is on the verge of collapse.

Draft is being brought back and we have millions of dead that the Pentagon is lying about.
Oh and I forgot we only have about 300,000 troops in the entire army not the 1 million the pentagon is stating and half of those troops are in Iraq starving because they are combat troops.

 

[Doboji]

Wooooo hooo... lets let the terrorists run free and build nuclear weapons... ISnt this fun?!?!?!

Besides I live in Canada... what could possibly happen to canada anyway?!?! Wooohooo lets take bets of where the first nuke will land.

SO much fun... woooohoooo... I like big booms and dead babies... woooooot

-Max

 

[Genx87]

Originally posted by: Doboji
Wooooo hooo... lets let the terrorists run free and build nuclear weapons... ISnt this fun?!?!?!

Besides I live in Canada... what could possibly happen to canada anyway?!?! Wooohooo lets take bets of where the first nuke will land.

SO much fun... woooohoooo... I like big booms and dead babies... woooooot

-Max

Iran is building an enrichment plant for peaceful purposes only. Until that Nuke goes off in my backyard, there is no way it exists.

 

[irwincur]

Iran just wants to get along...