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IQ test

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sheElf

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I was really bored just now and while browsing i found this. So i thought i could give it a try and voila:
mfp, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.


You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a Visual Mathematician.

You're able to understand patterns visually and in numbers. That means your mind can create a mental picture for any problem. In addition to that skill, you possess an intelligence that allows you to apply maths to that picture, too. That helps you manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution. You have many skills that are critical to success and problem-solving. Your talents help you understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction -- especially in the workplace. You flourish in environments where tasks are clearly defined, and you excel at improving processes and making things more efficient. Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.
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Mine:

datalink7, your IQ score is significantly above that of sheElf. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those that sheElf posesses. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test better than sheElf can. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills, which pwn sheElf's. Even though you pwn sheElf in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you asplode sheElf's intellect.


You have a stronger ability than sheElf to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a Superb Visual Mathematician.

You're able to understand patterns visually and in numbers far better than sheElf could ever hope to do. That means your mind can create a mental picture for any problem, including the problem of sheElf being an attention whore. In addition to that skill, you possess an intelligence that allows you to apply maths to that picture, too. That helps you manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution much quicker than sheElf could. You have many skills that are critical to success and problem-solving. Your talents help you understand the "big picture," which is partly why sheElf may turn to you for direction -- especially in the workplace. You flourish in environments where tasks are clearly defined, and you excel at improving processes and making things more efficient. Like Einstein, and unlike sheElf, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for sheElf to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.
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L, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and insight into processes and the way people think. These talents enable you to explain things clearly to people. Helen Keller is a great example of an Insightful Linguist. Blind, deaf and mute, she was still able to put things together in her mind and to understand complex ideas. She could do that because she was able to conceptualise ideas internally. Though she could not literally see, she had the visual and spatial skills necessary to understand patterns on an abstract level. She learned to read, write and ultimately became a writer on issues of social justice.
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Congratulations, your IQ is significantly above average. Marilyn vos Savant is quaking in her shoes. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and being gullible skills. If you send us $20 we'll send you a certificate that totally says how smart you are. You can hang it in your office at work, impressing all who enter with the prestige of your tickle.com IQ test score.

Oh but wait. All of your friends probably took a real IQ test and are smart enough to know that we artificailly inflate our scores by 15-20 points. Well damn, maybe you don't look so smart after all. Perhaps if you posted about it on an internet message board.....
 
drpizza, despite repeated attempts to get you to take our "IQ" test, apparently you saw through what is clearly to you a scheme to inflate your ego and then attempt to bilk you out of some of your money. Thus, you are smarter than anyone who has actually wasted their time on our test or actually believes what we tell them about the results.
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Your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You've got a very experiential way of learning and a strong mathematical mind. You're able to whittle even the most complex situation down to comprehensible component parts. In short, you have mastered the art and science of precision. That's what makes you a Precision Processor.

For you, life is a series of equations. Your brain is naturally predisposed to intense mathematical acuity, and your understanding of numerical problems is unparalleled. It's second nature for you to cut to the heart of an issue, so that you can discover quick solutions to problems while others get bogged down in unnecessary details. One precision processor that comes to mind is the Greek philosopher-mathematician, Pythagoras. Pythagoras had a mind for numbers and, as such, could come up with previously unknown theories like his method for calculating the sides of a right triangle (a2+b2=c2). You too, can use numbers to translate aspects of the world around you -- something that doesn't come easily to everyone. Your quick mathematical mind will allow you to communicate a variety of ideas to other people, so don't keep it to yourself.
 
'you are borderline retarded, we are reporting your IP to the local authorities in order to have your license suspended, as well as any chance of you touching anything sharper than a dull spoon'.


thanks @sshole
 
Nik, your IQ score is 135
Insightful Linguist

Nik, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and insight into processes and the way people think. These talents enable you to explain things clearly to people. Helen Keller is a great example of an Insightful Linguist. Blind, deaf and mute, she was still able to put things together in her mind and to understand complex ideas. She could do that because she was able to conceptualise ideas internally. Though she could not literally see, she had the visual and spatial skills necessary to understand patterns on an abstract level. She learned to read, write and ultimately became a writer on issues of social justice.
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habib, your IQ score is 133

habib, your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.


You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a Visual Mathematician.

You're able to understand patterns visually and in numbers. That means your mind can create a mental picture for any problem. In addition to that skill, you possess an intelligence that allows you to apply maths to that picture, too. That helps you manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution. You have many skills that are critical to success and problem-solving. Your talents help you understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction -- especially in the workplace. You flourish in environments where tasks are clearly defined, and you excel at improving processes and making things more efficient. Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.
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i'm sure most of us are scoring "significantly above average"
 
I started filling in answers randomly. Here's the result of about 5 seconds on each page :

"hugh jass, your IQ score is 90"

haha, hugh jass.
 
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