Inventor of CTRL-ALT-DEL PWNZ Bill Gates

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EKKC

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gates pwned. just look at his face. hes gonna send an army to kill this fat dude

but funney
 
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91TTZ

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Bill Gates is devoid of any personality. A few people that I know met Bill Gates at Comdex and they said he's the most boring person they've ever met. He's almost the total opposite of Steve Jobs. Steve has the Reality Distortion Field (tm) and Bill has the power that Debbie Downer has. wha wha wha whaaaaa
 
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remagavon

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Bill Gates is devoid of any personality. A few people that I know met Bill Gates at Comdex and they said he's the most boring person they've ever met. He's almost the total opposite of Steve Jobs. Steve has the Reality Distortion Field (tm) and Bill has the power that Debbie Downer has. wha wha wha whaaaaa
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Jobs is probably the best marketer / speaker in the entire industry. Hopefully he soon has excellent hardware to back up his claims. (I like Macs, so this isn't a flame!)

Balmer is pretty good but he's almost too enthusiastic and he doesn't really get to the point all the time. Jobs is carefully reserved and plans out everything that he's going to talk about which ends up working very nicely.
 
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Siva

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Originally posted by: remagavon
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Bill Gates is devoid of any personality. A few people that I know met Bill Gates at Comdex and they said he's the most boring person they've ever met. He's almost the total opposite of Steve Jobs. Steve has the Reality Distortion Field (tm) and Bill has the power that Debbie Downer has. wha wha wha whaaaaa
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Jobs is probably the best marketer / speaker in the entire industry. Hopefully he soon has excellent hardware to back up his claims. (I like Macs, so this isn't a flame!)

Balmer is pretty good but he's almost too enthusiastic and he doesn't really get to the point all the time. Jobs is carefully reserved and plans out everything that he's going to talk about which ends up working very nicely.
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Jobs is nothing but an atypical nerd in the sense that he's extroverted instead of introverted. No one with half a brain wants to hear his crap. Not that all Apple products are bad, but Jobs is a horrible speaker who overhypes what he's trying to sell to the masses.
 
rh71

rh71

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David Bradley worked for IBM for 28.5 years too... so it's a hit for Bill.
 
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91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Siva

Jobs is nothing but an atypical nerd in the sense that he's extroverted instead of introverted. No one with half a brain wants to hear his crap. Not that all Apple products are bad, but Jobs is a horrible speaker who overhypes what he's trying to sell to the masses.
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No, Jobs is an excellent showman. I don't even like Apple, and I still have to admit that the man has tons of charisma.
 

What a humorless twit. He really convinced himself that Windows has always been stable and without bugs. He really believes it. What a tool. Anyone else would have went along with the joke.
 

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
No, Jobs is an excellent showman. I don't even like Apple, and I still have to admit that the man has tons of charisma.
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He does. He could pitch a pork chop to a Muslim :) He's a really great speaker.
 
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Rudee

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He's lucky he lives in the US and not Iraq. If that was Saddam Hussein instead of Bill Gates, and it were 5 years ago, his and his familys heads would be in a burlap sack.
 

Originally posted by: pinkeywear
I don't get it. Why is saying that he made CTRL+ALT+DEL famous insulting?
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MS-DOS, Windows 3.x, and Windows 9.x you constantly had to CTL-ALT-DEL to reboot when apps crashed.
 
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brxndxn

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Jobs is an elitist fvck who thinks his influence over Apple revolutionizes the tech industry with every piece of verbal sensationalism that falls out of his mouth.

 
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