Invention

[Frew]

I have to do a speech on an invention. I need to make up an invention but I can't think of one. It doesnt have to be real or really make sense... I JUST NEED HELP!!

It can be a new invention or improve on an existing one.

 

[chuckywang]

make up an invention that allows you to think.

 

[JonnyStarks]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
make up an invention that allows you to think.

A thinking cap a la Calvin and Hobbes 😀

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

pretend you just invented the fleshlight.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

or a Jump To Conclusions Mat.

 

[Frew]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
or a Jump To Conclusions Mat.

genius, but the teacher will know

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: LeadFrog

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
or a Jump To Conclusions Mat.

genius, but the teacher will know

so? if he bitches, just run him over with your car.

 

[nakedfrog]

Turnip Exsanguinator.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Turnip Exsanguinator.

wow...for a moment I thought you were answering your own question

 

[SaberDicer]

Well for my 8th grade science fair I invented a water bottled that filtered the water so you could have that bottled water taste w/o having to spend a dollar. Got an A too.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Turnip Exsanguinator.

wow...for a moment I thought you were answering your own question

Are you implying that all us frogs look a like? Ya f$%*ing anti-amphibite! 🙂

 

[Zanix]

you unoriginal bastage.


Why don't you want to have your OWN idea?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: SaberDicer
Well for my 8th grade science fair I invented a water bottled that filtered the water so you could have that bottled water taste w/o having to spend a dollar. Got an A too.

Should have patented it (if it's not already). I just saw one at the store the other day.

 

[Semidevil]

the transmogrifier........ala C & H...right?
dude, just invent what every 5 year old nerd invents....a time machine

 

[MetalMat]

Here are a couple of mine:

Coffee flavored peanut butter
Tuna drainer
Salad mixer (cover that goes on top of bowls so you can mix the salad in any shape bowl by shaking it)

 

[KillyKillall]

Automatic Flag Flyer.

Photocell senses light and a flag drops out and flies in front of your yard. Sun goes down, it automatically packs itself up.

 

[Juno]

Steal Homer Simpson's motorized hammer!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: jewno
Steal Homer Simpson's motorized hammer!

GREMLINS DID IT! GREMLINS DID IT!

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
pretend you just invented the fleshlight. .

Exactly what I was thinking! Just rename it so they never know! lmao

 

[Frew]

Due tomorrow... Need more ideas.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: LeadFrog
Due tomorrow... Need more ideas.

What have you got so far?

 

[Frew]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: LeadFrog
Due tomorrow... Need more ideas.

What have you got so far?

A spell checker for regular writing... and some blank ideas.

 

[Legendary]

Transmogrifier, Duplicator, Duplicator with a good/bad switch
Jeez, didn't you read the comics?
😀
/no help

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: LeadFrog

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: LeadFrog
Due tomorrow... Need more ideas.

What have you got so far?

A spell checker for regular writing... and some blank ideas.

Here's an idea: the crumbless cookie.

2 seconds of effort yeilds alot more ideas than leeching the tit of OT

 

[Frew]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: LeadFrog

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: LeadFrog
Due tomorrow... Need more ideas.

What have you got so far?

A spell checker for regular writing... and some blank ideas.

Here's an idea: the crumbless cookie.

2 seconds of effort yeilds alot more ideas than leeching the tit of OT

Yummm ATOT tit.....