Interview in 3 hours, I'm so nervous

[Specop 007]

So in 3 hours I go to interview for a Walmart Sales Associate position. I'm so nervous! This is an Associates position, there could be good opportunity to advance into management! Hands are shaking, having trouble seeing. Man, I hope I dont blow it!

This could be the beginning of a beautiful career.

 

[akubi]

remember to wear pants

 

[tfinch2]

Interviewer: Do you have a pulse?

You: Yes

Interviewer: WELCOME ABOARD. Here are your crappy blue vests.

 

[drsafety]

blaze up right before

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: akubi
remember to wear pants

I cant wear shorts?
Damnit, now I have to go change my clothes.

 

[leftyman]

have a couple of cups of coffee, that'll calm you down

 

[Wapp]

Originally posted by: drsafety
blaze up right before

I always do a shot or two of whiskey before I go in for an interview, it'll loosen you up good.

 

[loic2003]

Everyone else is better than you. You will fail.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Everyone else is better than you. You will fail.

 

[loic2003]

ah just kidding! It's a friday so everyone will be relaxed = more chance for you.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: loic2003
ah just kidding! It's a friday so everyone will be relaxed = more chance for you.

Damn I never thought of that, thats a good point.

Actually I'm interviewing for an engineering position. But hey, Sales Associate, Engineer, its all just a paycheck.
Albeit a slightly larger one

 

[yobarman]

I can only hope that the OPost is a joke.

 

[Spooner]

so this is a joke right?

 

[JoPh]

wal mart would never give me an interview in hs for cashier. i guess they like the trash they had. if you ever been to the walmart in phillipsburg,nj you would understand. i swear most of them are uneducation hs drop outs that are overweight. lol. good old pburg nj. and yes pburg is classfied as a needy income district just like newark nj. but its not as ugly. glad i got out. w00t

oh well.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Spooner
so this is a joke right?

No joke. Interview in 2.5 hours and spamming...errr....counting.....

 

Calm down...if you know your sh!t, you will be fine.

 

[imported_Milo]

Just make sure you look the interviewer straight in the eye and say "Yes, absolutely," when they ask you if you'd turn in a coworker who you caught stealing stuff from the store.

The job will be yours.

 

[Saint Nick]

you need to calm down. get a little hard liquor in you to loosen you up. but seriously calm down or you won't get anything. LOL

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Interviewer: Do you have a pulse?

You: Yes

Interviewer: WELCOME ABOARD. Here are your crappy blue vests.

Actually, most Wal-marts won't hire you unless you look and act like you've been beat daily with a baseball bat since birth.

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: leftyman
have a couple of cups of coffee, that'll calm you down

:music: diareha :music: diareha :music:
:music: When you're climing up the ladder, and you hear something splatter :music:
:music: Diareha, Diareha :music:

Edit:
:music: When you're swimmin in the pool, and you feel something cool :music:
:music: Diareha, Diareha :music:

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
So in 3 hours I go to interview for a Walmart Sales Associate position. I'm so nervous! This is an Associates position, there could be good opportunity to advance into management! Hands are shaking, having trouble seeing. Man, I hope I dont blow it!

This could be the beginning of a beautiful career.

Quick!! Drink 5 shots of JD! That'll calm you down a bit. :thumbsup:

 

[SVT Cobra]

you were gonna wear shorts?

wow

 

[igowerf]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: leftyman
have a couple of cups of coffee, that'll calm you down

:music: diareha :music: diareha :music:
:music: When you're climing up the ladder, and you hear something splatter :music:
:music: Diareha, Diareha :music:

Edit:
:music: When you're swimmin in the pool, and you feel something cool :music:
:music: Diareha, Diareha :music:

Do a couple shots of exlax. It'll loosen you up.

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Um.. ... are you serious? How does an associate's job compare to other jobs at WalMart?

Oh, and good luck, you will be fine.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
Um.. ... are you serious? How does an associate's job compare to other jobs at WalMart?

Oh, and good luck, you will be fine.

From the first page, roughly halfway down.

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: loic2003
ah just kidding! It's a friday so everyone will be relaxed = more chance for you.

Damn I never thought of that, thats a good point.

Actually I'm interviewing for an engineering position. But hey, Sales Associate, Engineer, its all just a paycheck.
Albeit a slightly larger one