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Interpret my dream

TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
I woke up around 7:30 this morning unsatisfied with my sleep last night and hungover. I went back to bed, and over the next 2 hours of sleep these are the events that unfolded:


I called the girl that I met last night (for real) and made tentative plans to meet up.
I went to her house, she wasn't home. I tried hooking up a boom box to her TV and noticed that when I was humming it was coming out through the TV.
I proceeded to beat box and hum for a while.
At one point my roommate was there, stuck his head in the door and hung up a corded phone, then left.
I started looking at pictures online and saw all sorts of pics of my 3 year old nephew an he was missing his left arm, gradually more in several pictures.
I left the girls house and went to talk to my sister and my nephew's arm was fine and he was counting his fingers. She said it was a spider bite, but his arm was regrowing.
There was a really brief scene where I was watching an all nude all women musical performance from the front row.
Lastly, I was walking down the street with an unknown friend who was wearing red shorts. I decided to steal a monster truck that was just sitting there.
I hopped in, found keys in the glove box and took off. It had so much power that I had to hold the breaks.
Eventually I let her rip and went joyriding. When I returned the truck some people walked by and recognized that some guy named "Brad" owned it.
I explained to them that I had stolen it and wanted to call Brad to appologize.
I dialed Brad's # and woke up.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Your an adult and you have a roommate? 😕
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Yes, it's what a shitload of people do in the suburbs of Chicago. Living aint cheap, and I'm a college student.
 
Eh, i wouldn't read into dreams much, at all.

I am rather glad i cannot remember mine, as all i know is that for several, actually quite a few years now, i've not been able to ever recall having dreams.

Maybe like twice in the last 5 years.

 
Originally posted by: TallBill

I started looking at pictures online and saw all sorts of pics of my 3 year old nephew an he was missing his left arm, gradually more in several pictures.
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That surely means you hate ur nephew !! or you want a spider to bite him ....
 
lol this was probably the funniest shit i have read in a while.
if i knew more about you and what was going on in your life, there would be a better chance that i could derive meaning from this dream. i fully believe dreams have meanings in disguised ways. your brain is creating this world for you to see but its hiding things from you that you subconsciously are experiencing or thinking about. its pretty cool.

so anyways, i cant help you out because i just dont know you
 
The dream is your subconscious letting you know that you are on the mend from a recent emotional severance. The call and meetup with the girl is obviously a signal that you are ready for a new relationship, but you feel that your roommate is somehow interfering with your chances, as evidenced by his appearance in he girl's empty house. The regrowth of the nephew's arm is a sign that you recognize that healing that once felt impossible is, in fact, happening in your life. The nude musical performance is is an expression of your confidence and new view of the world as full of available women who are on display for your amusement. The monster truck scene is an expression of your desire for adventure and excitement in life, but tempered by your awareness of responsibility for everything you do.

Oh, and you have an unhealthy sexual attraction toward your mother.













(the above is utter BS and should not be construed as reliable advice in a way form or fashion)
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
I woke up around 7:30 this morning unsatisfied with my sleep last night and hungover. I went back to bed, and over the next 2 hours of sleep these are the events that unfolded:


I called the girl that I met last night (for real) and made tentative plans to meet up.
I went to her house, she wasn't home. I tried hooking up a boom box to her TV and noticed that when I was humming it was coming out through the TV.
I proceeded to beat box and hum for a while.
At one point my roommate was there, stuck his head in the door and hung up a corded phone, then left.
I started looking at pictures online and saw all sorts of pics of my 3 year old nephew an he was missing his left arm, gradually more in several pictures.
I left the girls house and went to talk to my sister and my nephew's arm was fine and he was counting his fingers. She said it was a spider bite, but his arm was regrowing.
There was a really brief scene where I was watching an all nude all women musical performance from the front row.
Lastly, I was walking down the street with an unknown friend who was wearing red shorts. I decided to steal a monster truck that was just sitting there.
I hopped in, found keys in the glove box and took off. It had so much power that I had to hold the breaks.
Eventually I let her rip and went joyriding. When I returned the truck some people walked by and recognized that some guy named "Brad" owned it.
I explained to them that I had stolen it and wanted to call Brad to appologize.
I dialed Brad's # and woke up.
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Congratulations. You have now exited the matrix.
 
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
The dream is your subconscious letting you know that you are on the mend from a recent emotional severance. The call and meetup with the girl is obviously a signal that you are ready for a new relationship, but you feel that your roommate is somehow interfering with your chances, as evidenced by his appearance in he girl's empty house. The regrowth of the nephew's arm is a sign that you recognize that healing that once felt impossible is, in fact, happening in your life. The nude musical performance is is an expression of your confidence and new view of the world as full of available women who are on display for your amusement. The monster truck scene is an expression of your desire for adventure and excitement in life, but tempered by your awareness of responsibility for everything you do.

Oh, and you have an unhealthy sexual attraction toward your mother
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this is pretty good. especially not knowing him. if he reads this and feels its a good representation of his life, good job!


Originally posted by: irishScott

Congratulations. You have now exited the matrix.
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excellence
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
I woke up around 7:30 this morning unsatisfied with my sleep last night and hungover. I went back to bed, and over the next 2 hours of sleep these are the events that unfolded:


I called the girl that I met last night (for real) and made tentative plans to meet up.
I went to her house, she wasn't home. I tried hooking up a boom box to her TV and noticed that when I was humming it was coming out through the TV.
I proceeded to beat box and hum for a while.
At one point my roommate was there, stuck his head in the door and hung up a corded phone, then left.
I started looking at pictures online and saw all sorts of pics of my 3 year old nephew an he was missing his left arm, gradually more in several pictures.
I left the girls house and went to talk to my sister and my nephew's arm was fine and he was counting his fingers. She said it was a spider bite, but his arm was regrowing.
There was a really brief scene where I was watching an all nude all women musical performance from the front row.
Lastly, I was walking down the street with an unknown friend who was wearing red shorts. I decided to steal a monster truck that was just sitting there.
I hopped in, found keys in the glove box and took off. It had so much power that I had to hold the breaks.
Eventually I let her rip and went joyriding. When I returned the truck some people walked by and recognized that some guy named "Brad" owned it.
I explained to them that I had stolen it and wanted to call Brad to appologize.
I dialed Brad's # and woke up.
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The bolded is what interests me the most.

Also, Brad called and boy, is he pissed!

 
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
The dream is your subconscious letting you know that you are on the mend from a recent emotional severance. The call and meetup with the girl is obviously a signal that you are ready for a new relationship, but you feel that your roommate is somehow interfering with your chances, as evidenced by his appearance in he girl's empty house. The regrowth of the nephew's arm is a sign that you recognize that healing that once felt impossible is, in fact, happening in your life. The nude musical performance is is an expression of your confidence and new view of the world as full of available women who are on display for your amusement. The monster truck scene is an expression of your desire for adventure and excitement in life, but tempered by your awareness of responsibility for everything you do.

Oh, and you have an unhealthy sexual attraction toward your mother.













(the above is utter BS and should not be construed as reliable advice in a way form or fashion)
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lol, that was awesome.
 
The arm represents your penis. You went to a hot girl's house and it falls off. You resort to playing with electronics when your penis doesn't work, a tactic common to ATOTers. Then you went to your sister's house and it grew back. You have some issues there. Once it grows back all of a sudden you're driving a monster truck, yet you realize it isn't really your truck but belongs to another man. Likewise, you have no ownership in the regrown penis but are living vicariously through Brad. This highlights your jealousy of your sister's husband. Put five cents in the jar, thank you.
 
🙂 My friends cracked up when I told them the dream, especially the part where I called Brad, because they know that I don't lie.
 
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