Internet Popularity: A nice Article that describes alot of you.

[DigDug]

You might be embarrased.

Internet Popularity

 

[SSP]

The only way to survive in this harsh electronic climate is to develop and nurture the biggest ePenis possible, swinging it around and decimating every opponent in your way until you have convinced thousands of people that you're King Internet.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😀

 

[notfred]

Edit: Now that I'm reading it, I think it does describe some of you guys pretty well 😛

 

[compudog]

I like the ePENIS benchmarking program... Where can I d'l????

 

[Anubis]

When choosing a fast computer, keep in mind that you're not looking for raw numbers here; a 2.2 GHz Hewitt-Packard is a lot different than a 2.2 GHz Dell, mainly because a Hewlett-Packard will collapse into itself and catch fire within minutes of turning on for the first time

As you can tell in this chart, the bigger numbers are often larger than the smaller ones, and that's better.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

 

[Saltin]

do you even know what something awful is?

Careful where you swing that thing.............

 

[DigDug]

Notfred: If I was one of the many morons here who engage in the moronic breast-beating that the article pokes fun at, I would be embarrased for myself.

Good thing I don't have a mile long Sig. 🙂

 

[notfred]

hahahha:

Another method is to casually insert your system specs into every post you make on every forum. This can be done by placing text into your "sig file," an online term which is an abbreviation for "sig files are for morons." Make sure that your posts NEVER exceed the length of your sig file, as then they would detract from the importance of your magnificent computer system. Here is an example post:
Actual Post:

From: burninOCdude@highwayfastnettechcompumachinebarn.com

yeh, lol
Sig File: -------------------------
ATHALON 10.00 GGZ
1.2 GHZ OF PUPKIN RAM
ABIT MOBO WITH SPARK PLUGS, SERVO MOTOR, ONBOARD CUTTING BOARD
KEYBOARD OVERCLOCKED TO HAVE SEVEN "G" KEYS
MONITOR THE SIZE OF MY FAT FVCKING ASS
SCORE ON MONSTERTUFF ePENIS BENCHMARKING PROGRAM: 738220389.828736726263447884432392929482334546

 

[Hammer]

STEP 2: Use an "alternative" webbrowser. Scientific studies at Harvard University have shown over and over again that people who simply use the common "Internet Explorer" webbrowser provided by Microsoft are clinically known as "stupid faggots."

 

[SSP]

A rap fan site which uses colorful, 16-meg animated gifs to convey the fact that you are, in fact, "down with it." This site should include "shout outs" to all your "peeps" as well as "Javascript errors" which show you don't know "sh!t" about "coding."

LMAO 😀

 

[BurnItDwn]

Something awful rules ....

that being said ...

Mine is the Biggest ... muaahahahahahahahah