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Interesting thing I learned today regarding THE POLICE!

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Brutuskend

Lifer
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
 
Heh, never been asked that. The few times I've been asked for a sobriety test I just say "Give me the machine" they take it and away I go.

EDIT: Home, not to jail.
 
my friend wants to be pulled over for that so he can say it backwards for them 😛

I wouldnt bother either. I can just get the forwards one out like it is, lol
 
What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"
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Hahaha, I'm going to try that if I ever get a sobriety test while sober, just to fvck with em
 
I can pronounce the alphabet 🙂 I can also pronounce words such as...

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis and flauccinaucinihilipilification. I don't know if I spelled the second one right or not though.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
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No actually.

A guy I work with was in a "Drug Class" and he asked a cop that was there. 😉
 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
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:laugh:

 
That line was taken from a television show clip. And it's now how you answer questions that gets you charged with impared driving, it's failing dexterity tests, and then failing blood/urine tests.
 
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
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PWNT
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hilarious!
 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
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"No no, I'm just drunk"
 
Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
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PWNT
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hilarious!
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ROFL!
 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
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Isn't that a clip from reno 911! ?!!?!
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I remember the reverse alphabet song from Sesame Street😀 I'd sing it to them...
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There is a reverse alphabet song on Sesame street now? Jesus are we trying to teach our kids to pass DUI checkpoints? 😉
 
Originally posted by: Mildlyamused
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
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Isn't that a clip from reno 911! ?!!?!
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Yes.
 
Originally posted by: Mildlyamused
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
When a cop pulls you over and gives you a sobriety test and asks you to recite the alphabet back wards, they don't REALLY expect you to be able to do it.

What they expect, and what happens all to often is for you to say "Hell, I can't even do THAT when I'm sober!"

Bang BUSTED!
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Taken from this no doubt.
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Isn't that a clip from reno 911! ?!!?!
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yeah that's reno 911.. not real..
Seen it before..
 
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