Something I've been advocating for a couple of years. Fuck with the scammers. Waste their time & more importantly, waste their money. If everyone said "yes," Hell, if even half of the people they send this crap to say "yes," then they'd lose money. I assume it costs them 47 cents (or whatever the current price of a stamp is) to send the check in the mail. You know that their success rate right now has to be less than 1 percent - that is, less than 1 percent of the people they make an offer to actually respond to them. And of those, apparently the percent of idiots is high enough for the scammers to make a significant profit. But, if we can tip the scale the other way - they spend more sending these fraudulent checks through the mail than they ever receive, they stop. Hell, it even supports the post office at the same time.
So, Meghan, I suggest saying "okay." When they ask "where's the money," the answer is "I didn't receive the check yet." If you receive a second check, when they contact you again, your response is "wtf are you trying to pull? The police and post master were interrogating me, accusing me of mail fraud."
That's nearly $1.00 out of their pocket, plus the $.01 to print the fake or stolen check, as well as a chunk of their time.
p.s. Don't use your real name. I thought it was hilarious when Mr. Ramone Llama received his own correspondence. (Ramone is one of my llamas.) And, as everyone knows, Slate Brook Farm is obviously a subsidiary of State Farm.