Complaints by Well Known People
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Nationality
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.
- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.
- - - David Frost and Anthony Jay
America
America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.
- - - Charlie King
Americans always try to do the right thing -- after they've tried everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish.
- - - Henry Miller
America is one long expectoration.
- - - Oscar Wilde
America knows nothing of food, love, or art.
- - - Isadora Duncan
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
- - - Woody Allen
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to never practice either of them.
- - - Mark Twain (about America)
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.
- - - Miles Kington
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw >>
Lots of Interesting Stuff
<<
Nationality
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.
- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.
- - - David Frost and Anthony Jay
America
America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.
- - - Charlie King
Americans always try to do the right thing -- after they've tried everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish.
- - - Henry Miller
America is one long expectoration.
- - - Oscar Wilde
America knows nothing of food, love, or art.
- - - Isadora Duncan
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
- - - Woody Allen
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence to never practice either of them.
- - - Mark Twain (about America)
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.
- - - Miles Kington
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw >>
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