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Interesting fortune cookies

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OulOat

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So a friend and I was eating Chinese today. With our hunger satiated, we reached for our fortune cookies. He inquired what fortune was bestowed on me, to which I sarcastically responded, "Kill the Korean next to you." (he = korean) After conjecturing that my mother was a prostitute, he finally checked his, but immediately broke down laughing. I had to pry the fortune out of his grasp. It read,

Kiss the person next to you

What could this mean😕 ???
 
Lol... I got one yesterday that said "You are pretty"... They were obviously very high on crack when writing that one. And a long time ago, after getting in a huge WW3-esque fight with my folks, I got one that said "Your family is lively" 😛
 
My friend always gets strange ones. He has gotten (and has up on his wall):
  • You are independently politically
  • A god time to finish up old tasks
  • You like Chinese food
 
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