Interesting fortune cookies

[OulOat]

So a friend and I was eating Chinese today. With our hunger satiated, we reached for our fortune cookies. He inquired what fortune was bestowed on me, to which I sarcastically responded, "Kill the Korean next to you." (he = korean) After conjecturing that my mother was a prostitute, he finally checked his, but immediately broke down laughing. I had to pry the fortune out of his grasp. It read,

Kiss the person next to you

What could this mean ???

 

[neutralizer]

Your karma is flawed.

 

[Gurck]

Lol... I got one yesterday that said "You are pretty"... They were obviously very high on crack when writing that one. And a long time ago, after getting in a huge WW3-esque fight with my folks, I got one that said "Your family is lively"

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

The other day I got one that said the following:

"Fvck you, and the horse you rode in on"

 

[Mucho]

The weirdest one I ever got said: "The man you marry will be known in high places"

 

[Wuffsunie]

My friend always gets strange ones. He has gotten (and has up on his wall):

• You are independently politically

• A god time to finish up old tasks

• You like Chinese food