Interesting commute home tonight.

alkemyst

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Driving for home on my normal route see a pretty hot looking chick walking down the sidewalk ahead...pretty short mini, heels, long blonde hair. Then my freaking contact lens pops out as I am closing in on her and traffic, so I turn down the next side street to fix it.

Next thing I know I look over to have half exposed t!ts in my passenger side window and her head popping in. She was pretty attractive, sort of slutted up with too much mascara, but had a pretty face, really nice teeth actually too. My money was #1 she is a prostitute, but also I am betting she is undercover. I begin thinking 'fvck! somehow I am going to get in trouble again in my life for doing nothing'. [I talked to my brother first about this as I swore she had to be a cop...his reply was well just being a hot chick, doesn't mean you have guys wanting to pay for sex...so who really knows]

She asks if she could help me with anything. I told her my contact just popped out...she fusses / over sympathizes. She did smell really good too btw, by this time her scent had sort of filled my car as she was half way in it to begin with. I now begin to also think 'crap I hope my wife doesn't want to run right back out for anything as I pull up'.

Anyway my lens is good and I notice she hasn't moved at all...she just twirling her hair and obviously squeezing her chest together. So I tell her I am set and she replies something like "it's nice to see me better isn't it"...I just say yeah, (laugh a bit) and thanks for helping :confused: I really wanted to get rid of her, but being she is in my car almost I can't drive away. I had a really bad feeling about the whole situation.

She asks if I have any plans for the night, I said yeah, getting some movies and heading home to the wife....she sort of puts on a pouty face and then asks "are you sure? that doesn't sound like fun to me and I don't see you even have a ring on" :) anyway I said "I don't wear a ring, but I am married. Maybe we could have done something together a few years ago, but thanks again for trying to help (I know ackward...but I was sort of confused still), I got to go" and took off. My money is still on if I would have picked her up I would have gotten a block before getting stopped.

The next deal was heading into the local quickee mart for some mich ultra for the weekend. As I enter the door a lady at the register turns around and runs right into me. Another blonde, also smoking hot...in what I think was postal outfit (light blue fitted top, and navy pants) definitely not slutted up this one...makeup is perfect, hair all up and nice, but sexy. She was buying the same beer and needed to use the ATM to get cash back. We both got back to the register at the same time and she started a conversation with me about 'not being able to get cash back even with a debit card...then sees my beer and winks, nice taste'. Then added "you probably have someone to share that with though right?". I was thinking man what's up with tonight. I am nursing an arm injury so I have put on 10lbs roughly this past month...feeling pretty crappy in general on myself.

I tell her "yes and no, my wife won't drink...you can't tell me you can't find a guy to share beer with you though". She adds "ahh always married, grabs my forearm and says have fun tonight for me...my luck has just been meeting assholes pardon my ????? (she said something I didn't understand)."

The next wierd thing is she is in a white nissan too, Maxima to my 240sx.

just my wierd story for tonight. They say things come in 3's so I will probably get assaulted by some blonde drag queen breaking in to my apartment tonight.

Å
 

mrSHEiK124

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Driving for home on my normal route see a pretty hot looking chick walking down the sidewalk ahead...pretty short mini, heels, long blonde hair. Then my freaking contact lens pops out as I am closing in on her and traffic, so I turn down the next side street to fix it.

Next thing I know I look over to have half exposed t!ts in my passenger side window and her head popping in. She was pretty attractive, sort of slutted up with too much mascara, but had a pretty face, really nice teeth actually too. My money was #1 she is a prostitute, but also I am betting she is undercover. I begin thinking 'fvck! somehow I am going to get in trouble again in my life for doing nothing'. [I talked to my brother first about this as I swore she had to be a cop...his reply was well just being a hot chick, doesn't mean you have guys wanting to pay for sex...so who really knows]

She asks if she could help me with anything. I told her my contact just popped out...she fusses / over sympathizes. She did smell really good too btw, by this time her scent had sort of filled my car as she was half way in it to begin with. I now begin to also think 'crap I hope my wife doesn't want to run right back out for anything as I pull up'.

Anyway my lens is good and I notice she hasn't moved at all...she just twirling her hair and obviously squeezing her chest together. So I tell her I am set and she replies something like "it's nice to see me better isn't it"...I just say yeah, (laugh a bit) and thanks for helping :confused: I really wanted to get rid of her, but being she is in my car almost I can't drive away. I had a really bad feeling about the whole situation.

She asks if I have any plans for the night, I said yeah, getting some movies and heading home to the wife....she sort of puts on a pouty face and then asks "are you sure? that doesn't sound like fun to me and I don't see you even have a ring on" :) anyway I said "I don't wear a ring, but I am married. Maybe we could have done something together a few years ago, but thanks again for trying to help (I know ackward...but I was sort of confused still), I got to go" and took off. My money is still on if I would have picked her up I would have gotten a block before getting stopped.

The next deal was heading into the local quickee mart for some mich ultra for the weekend. As I enter the door a lady at the register turns around and runs right into me. Another blonde, also smoking hot...in what I think was postal outfit (light blue fitted top, and navy pants) definitely not slutted up this one...makeup is perfect, hair all up and nice, but sexy. She was buying the same beer and needed to use the ATM to get cash back. We both got back to the register at the same time and she started a conversation with me about 'not being able to get cash back even with a debit card...then sees my beer and winks, nice taste'. Then added "you probably have someone to share that with though right?". I was thinking man what's up with tonight. I am nursing an arm injury so I have put on 10lbs roughly this past month...feeling pretty crappy in general on myself.

I tell her "yes and no, my wife won't drink...you can't tell me you can't find a guy to share beer with you though". She adds "ahh always married, grabs my forearm and says have fun tonight for me...my luck has just been meeting assholes pardon my ????? (she said something I didn't understand)."

The next wierd thing is she is in a white nissan too, Maxima to my 240sx.

just my wierd story for tonight. They say things come in 3's so I will probably get assaulted by some blonde drag queen breaking in to my apartment tonight.

Å

She probably said pardon my French?
 

drum

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trifecta in play.

the first paragraph had my BS meter pegged
 

SmoochyTX

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The first part sounds like a parody of a thread from around here not too long ago. LOL
 

paulney

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: paulney
Shens.

Yep.

But any sign of a wedding ring or homosexuality will attract women by the droves.

*checks out his wedding ring*

Hmm... Don't see any droves of women... Must be because I wear it on the right hand.
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Driving for home on my normal route see a pretty hot looking chick walking down the sidewalk ahead...pretty short mini, heels, long blonde hair. Then my freaking contact lens pops out as I am closing in on her and traffic, so I turn down the next side street to fix it.

Next thing I know I look over to have half exposed t!ts in my passenger side window and her head popping in. She was pretty attractive, sort of slutted up with too much mascara, but had a pretty face, really nice teeth actually too. My money was #1 she is a prostitute, but also I am betting she is undercover. I begin thinking 'fvck! somehow I am going to get in trouble again in my life for doing nothing'. [I talked to my brother first about this as I swore she had to be a cop...his reply was well just being a hot chick, doesn't mean you have guys wanting to pay for sex...so who really knows]

She asks if she could help me with anything. I told her my contact just popped out...she fusses / over sympathizes. She did smell really good too btw, by this time her scent had sort of filled my car as she was half way in it to begin with. I now begin to also think 'crap I hope my wife doesn't want to run right back out for anything as I pull up'.

Anyway my lens is good and I notice she hasn't moved at all...she just twirling her hair and obviously squeezing her chest together. So I tell her I am set and she replies something like "it's nice to see me better isn't it"...I just say yeah, (laugh a bit) and thanks for helping :confused: I really wanted to get rid of her, but being she is in my car almost I can't drive away. I had a really bad feeling about the whole situation.

She asks if I have any plans for the night, I said yeah, getting some movies and heading home to the wife....she sort of puts on a pouty face and then asks "are you sure? that doesn't sound like fun to me and I don't see you even have a ring on" :) anyway I said "I don't wear a ring, but I am married. Maybe we could have done something together a few years ago, but thanks again for trying to help (I know ackward...but I was sort of confused still), I got to go" and took off. My money is still on if I would have picked her up I would have gotten a block before getting stopped.

The next deal was heading into the local quickee mart for some mich ultra for the weekend. As I enter the door a lady at the register turns around and runs right into me. Another blonde, also smoking hot...in what I think was postal outfit (light blue fitted top, and navy pants) definitely not slutted up this one...makeup is perfect, hair all up and nice, but sexy. She was buying the same beer and needed to use the ATM to get cash back. We both got back to the register at the same time and she started a conversation with me about 'not being able to get cash back even with a debit card...then sees my beer and winks, nice taste'. Then added "you probably have someone to share that with though right?". I was thinking man what's up with tonight. I am nursing an arm injury so I have put on 10lbs roughly this past month...feeling pretty crappy in general on myself.

I tell her "yes and no, my wife won't drink...you can't tell me you can't find a guy to share beer with you though". She adds "ahh always married, grabs my forearm and says have fun tonight for me...my luck has just been meeting assholes pardon my ????? (she said something I didn't understand)."

The next wierd thing is she is in a white nissan too, Maxima to my 240sx.

just my wierd story for tonight. They say things come in 3's so I will probably get assaulted by some blonde drag queen breaking in to my apartment tonight.

Å

5/10

contacts popping out just at same time/place as hooker... toooooo coincindental
 

bleuless

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in another version by a 3rd party

"overweight guy runs into old ugly hooker with stinky cheap perfume.... in convenient store ran into fat ugly postal worker (like the 120% of them really are) that is desperate and tries to pick up overweight guy, both left the store alone in their beat up japanese import"

:D :D :D
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Eghck
how does entrapment work again? can't you just ask the prostitute if shes a cop?

I wasn't looking for one.

Also I see quite a few hookers on my morning commute oddly. It's a straight shot into the poorest sections. A lot of S. Florida has you driving through the worst neighborhoods.

 

Skunkwourk

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Eghck
how does entrapment work again? can't you just ask the prostitute if shes a cop?

I wasn't looking for one.

Also I see quite a few hookers on my morning commute oddly. It's a straight shot into the poorest sections. A lot of S. Florida has you driving through the worst neighborhoods.

no I know, but perhaps you wouldn't have had to been worried about the situation if you just asked.
 

jiggahertz

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
no shens here. Just a wierd night.

I've had similar things happen a couple of times. Always when I've been seeing someone, never when I've been looking. You'll attract people without trying because you have confidence in yourself and aren't trying to pick anyone up.
 

DaTT

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Originally posted by: Eghck
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Eghck
how does entrapment work again? can't you just ask the prostitute if shes a cop?

I wasn't looking for one.

Also I see quite a few hookers on my morning commute oddly. It's a straight shot into the poorest sections. A lot of S. Florida has you driving through the worst neighborhoods.

no I know, but perhaps you wouldn't have had to been worried about the situation if you just asked.

Almost positive that money has to be exchanged before any sort of arrest can be made.
 

dmcowen674

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Originally posted by: DaTT
Originally posted by: Eghck
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Eghck
how does entrapment work again? can't you just ask the prostitute if shes a cop?

I wasn't looking for one.

Also I see quite a few hookers on my morning commute oddly. It's a straight shot into the poorest sections. A lot of S. Florida has you driving through the worst neighborhoods.

no I know, but perhaps you wouldn't have had to been worried about the situation if you just asked.

Almost positive that money has to be exchanged before any sort of arrest can be made.
Negative, not in Florida.
 

Paratus

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Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Originally posted by: DaTT
Originally posted by: Eghck
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Eghck
how does entrapment work again? can't you just ask the prostitute if shes a cop?

I wasn't looking for one.

Also I see quite a few hookers on my morning commute oddly. It's a straight shot into the poorest sections. A lot of S. Florida has you driving through the worst neighborhoods.

no I know, but perhaps you wouldn't have had to been worried about the situation if you just asked.

Almost positive that money has to be exchanged before any sort of arrest can be made.
Negative, not in Florida.


Judging from some comments made on the radio (guy got busted for offering to take the undercover officer home), not in Houston either.

Edit Her home not his :p
Edit2: At least thats what he said :p
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Eghck
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Eghck
how does entrapment work again? can't you just ask the prostitute if shes a cop?

I wasn't looking for one.

Also I see quite a few hookers on my morning commute oddly. It's a straight shot into the poorest sections. A lot of S. Florida has you driving through the worst neighborhoods.

no I know, but perhaps you wouldn't have had to been worried about the situation if you just asked.

You can't really just ask someone "hey are you a hooker?" Think about it. Well I guess you could if you wanted to be a pr!ck about it.