Interactive porn coming soon

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jjones

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Okay, that's just f***ing sad and brings down the chances of geeks ever getting laid for real from a meager 1% to an abysmal, slit your wrists now, 0.0001%.
 

waggy

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just buy a realdoll im sure its cheaper.


but it makes me happy that we are getting closer to the holodeck!
 

meltdown75

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Ok, let's try to big girls and boys while looking at the U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi Virtual Humanoid, a "mixed reality" avatar from Yokohama National University we recently peeped at our Tokyo Reader Meetup after escaping from the NTT DoCoMo labs. Destined to support you in your state of involuntary abstinence, the U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi system maps a pretty girl onto the robot's anatomically correct, green-cloth surface with the help of a sensor-equipped head-mounted display worn by the lonely, lonely man. The result is a 3D character you can touch and "interact" with. Researcher Michihiko Shoji hopes that the system can be commercialized for arcades and personal humanoids for general use. Slather her up with artificial human skin and you've bunged the hole Tux could never quite fill. Also available in a chubby doughboy model if that's how you roll. Video? Oh hells yeah, right after the break.
lol pwned
 

Fritzo

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I knew this would happen. The Japanese people love robots so much they're starting to have sex with them.

 
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I can't really complain; I bet if we had sex bots we'd all be a little happier. I mean...Why would I shoot up a school if I could screw a robot? Rather than find a real woman, future Darwin candidates will just get a robot, thereby avoiding potential offspring.

Sounds like a win/win all around, and one step closer to everyone calming the fuck down.
 
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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Wow, this could mean the death of the AT forums.

It would just be FS/FT left, and possibly Hot Deals. I imagine you'd get tired of the same bot, and you'd want to trade skins with someone. It's not like you're married to it.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Wow, this could mean the death of the AT forums.

It would just be FS/FT left, and possibly Hot Deals. I imagine you'd get tired of the same bot, and you'd want to trade skins with someone. It's not like you're married to it.

Sorry, but no deal for me. I don't know where those bots have been. Sleep with one bot and you're sleeping with everyone that's every slept with that bot.
 
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