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Intel hires singer Mariah Carey to advertise new Centrino Processor

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Originally posted by: senseamp
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: senseamp
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: senseamp
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: senseamp
I'd like to play with her dual cores 😀
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I think she'd require a "higher bandwidth RAM" than you can provide, champ. 😉

- M4H
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I'll give her an ultra wide high frequency bus. Double shielded, of course.
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Yeah, but that "6ns response time" won't exactly satisfy her.

- M4H
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I'll give her so much sustained throughput, her fill buffer will overflow 😀
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So after you execute the buffer overflow, you're going to install a backdoor Trojan? :Q

- M4H
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Would be a waste of a package to not use that I/O port. 😀
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LMAO :laugh:

I like this guy. 😀

Someone continue this. I've got to get back to work.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Rudee
I liked her before she packed on the weight
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Yeah - she's so fat. :rolleyes;
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Yeah, link to a pic that's a decade old. :roll: Apparently you haven't seen recent pics of her floating around? She is far from what she used to look like. She's a slob
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A decade old? That picture was from last fall.
Here's one from two weeks ago (drag and drop)

Drag and drop again - yeah - she's a heffer all right.

Show me something that's not a crappily compressed image full of artifacts. These are all candid photos.
 
OK Ryan we know you plan to be her in your next life but did you look at the pictures I posted?

It's no secret that she doesn't have the figure she used to.

It's even obvious in the pictures you posted.

Viper GTS
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
OK Ryan we know you plan to be her in your next life but did you look at the pictures I posted?

It's no secret that she doesn't have the figure she used to.

It's even obvious in the pictures you posted.

Viper GTS
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No matter, we know you wouldn't hit it either way. I can vaguely remember you saying something years about how you could appreciate beauty in a black woman, but you still couldn't hit it 😉
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: meltdown75
UFC Champ Chuck Lidell has just announced he'll be endorsing Summer's Eve.
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M4H has just announced that he'll be endorsing the new Canadian-only Tim's Own Baby Seal Club with Bacon

- M4H
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lmao...I'm going to offer that sandwich if I ever open a restaurant.
 
Originally posted by: Looney
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
Mariah Carey is one thing i will never get. Why do people still like her?
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I'm assuming there are people out there who likes her music.
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I liked her music before she turned ghetto. Daydream was her last really GOOD album IMHO.

"One Sweet Day" still makes me shiver sometimes
 
Originally posted by: DaiShan
Originally posted by: meltdown75
this is the strangest celebrity commercial endorsement i have ever seen.

so when's Intel's CEO going to do that FUBU commercial?
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Meh, her carreer is REALLY hot right now, she has almost universal recognizability, and sex sells, even in the computer industry. (Godaddy.com anyone?) Props to her for getting her sh!t back on track.
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This is why I don't watch TV anymore. I'm blissfully unaware that MC has even done anything at all in the last 10 years.

Sex does sell though.
 
Originally posted by: Looney
So they went from the bunny suits, to the blue-man group, to Mariah Carey? This seems a little odd.
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I don't know, they were all bad ideas. Seems par for course to me.
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
OK Ryan we know you plan to be her in your next life but did you look at the pictures I posted?

It's no secret that she doesn't have the figure she used to.

It's even obvious in the pictures you posted.

Viper GTS
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No matter, we know you wouldn't hit it either way. I can vaguely remember you saying something years about how you could appreciate beauty in a black woman, but you still couldn't hit it 😉
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OK, which part of her is black?
 
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Looney
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
Mariah Carey is one thing i will never get. Why do people still like her?
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I'm assuming there are people out there who likes her music.
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I liked her music before she turned ghetto. Daydream was her last really GOOD album IMHO.

"One Sweet Day" still makes me shiver sometimes
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MAN CARD NOW!!!
 
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Rudee
I liked her before she packed on the weight
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Yeah - she's so fat. :rolleyes;
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Yeah, link to a pic that's a decade old. :roll: Apparently you haven't seen recent pics of her floating around? She is far from what she used to look like. She's a slob
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A decade old? That picture was from last fall.
Here's one from two weeks ago (drag and drop)

Drag and drop again - yeah - she's a heffer all right.

Show me something that's not a crappily compressed image full of artifacts. These are all candid photos.
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If you're honestly saying you wouldn't nail that then I say turn in your man card NOW!
 
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
OK Ryan we know you plan to be her in your next life but did you look at the pictures I posted?

It's no secret that she doesn't have the figure she used to.

It's even obvious in the pictures you posted.

Viper GTS
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No matter, we know you wouldn't hit it either way. I can vaguely remember you saying something years about how you could appreciate beauty in a black woman, but you still couldn't hit it 😉
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OK, which part of her is black?
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Her mom is white, her dad is black.
 
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