Inmate rips own eye from its socket

[OulOat]

Um, shoot him and save our money?

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: Descartes
Well, perhaps the state can now save some money by purchasing monocles.

probably didn't want to go back to a regular prison...didn't want to get raided by the buttpirates. he rips his eye ball out to look insane, cause clearly you can't die from that, thus get sent to the mental institution saving him a sore booty. arrrr matey!

 

[Kadarin]

I always like to think that if an inmate is having suicidal thoughts, we should by all means encourage that.

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
That's awesome! One way to get out of jail...

And into the psych ward...

 

[Ranger X]

Maybe he had flashbacks of the movie, Event Horizon. 😀

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
That's also a common side effect of being an AS400 admin.

bwhahah been there done that wont do it again.


Man the AS400 was a ugly machine (well the old green ones)

 

[bootymac]

:Q

 

[Apex]

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. :disgust:

 

Originally posted by: Apex
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. :disgust:

then its HILARIOUS!

 

[clamum]

That's one hardcore guy

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
I am desensitized to eyeballs popping out and rolling all over the floor after seeing Minority Report too many times on HBO.

first off, its acting and we all knew its fake no matter how real it may seem,
second, Tom Cruise didn't pull his eye out by himself... and then squash them at will by his own force while the camera zooming in to his bloody finger...

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
That's also a common side effect of being an AS400 admin.

acutally i have thought about just ripping my heart out and watching it beat on my AS400 console.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

I blame the parents.

 

[TheNinja]

I guess hindsight won't be 20/20 for him.......I doubt he'll have too many visions about a positive future......He certainly wasn't exercising very good foresight when doing this

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Staley8
I guess hindsight won't be 20/20 for him.......I doubt he'll have too many visions about a positive future......He certainly wasn't exercising very good foresight when doing this

The police didn't keep their eye on the ball.

We'll see what happens next.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

What some people won't do to get an insanity defense.

😉

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Staley8
I guess hindsight won't be 20/20 for him.......I doubt he'll have too many visions about a positive future......He certainly wasn't exercising very good foresight when doing this

The police didn't keep their eye on the ball.

We'll see what happens next.

I wonder if he was a very good pupil at school?

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: PipBoy
I am desensitized to eyeballs popping out and rolling all over the floor after seeing Minority Report too many times on HBO.

first off, its acting and we all knew its fake no matter how real it may seem,
second, Tom Cruise didn't pull his eye out by himself... and then squash them at will by his own force while the camera zooming in to his bloody finger...

it's real, and he did it.

 

[MAME]

f that, why should money be spent on retards like this. Let me poke his eye out, give him a bandaid and move on. Arg

 

[SagaLore]

😉 <---- that's him

 

[Cheval]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
😉 <---- that's him

:Q

 

[Raiden256]

Dude... conjur... ever considered applying at one of the news outlets?

I feel like I could probably cancel my subscription to the C-J. conjur's got me covered!

😀

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Raiden256
Dude... conjur... ever considered applying at one of the news outlets?

I feel like I could probably cancel my subscription to the C-J. conjur's got me covered!

😀

heh heh

:beer:

 

Excellent.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Staley8

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Staley8
I guess hindsight won't be 20/20 for him.......I doubt he'll have too many visions about a positive future......He certainly wasn't exercising very good foresight when doing this

The police didn't keep their eye on the ball.

We'll see what happens next.

I wonder if he was a very good pupil at school?

LMAO!!

That was a good one!