Indoor dogs are disgusting

SAWYER

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My wife bought a stupid little dog awhile back and I am about to the point of getting rid of it, the damn thing pees and poops in the house..f'ing nasty little creatures. I don't see how people put up with it. My sister0inlaw has 3 house dogs, no way in hell.
 

PricklyPete

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Originally posted by: Sawyer
My wife bought a stupid little dog awhile back and I am about to the point of getting rid of it, the damn thing pees and poops in the house..f'ing nasty little creatures. I don't see how people put up with it. My sister0inlaw has 3 house dogs, no way in hell.

If the dogs pees and shits in your house..they you fail at training. Anyone worth their cheese can train a dog to do such things outside.
 

monk3y

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LOL just train it not to poop or pee in the house. They aren't hard to put up with when they don't do anything.
 

slsmnaz

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Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
housebreak the dog?

exactly. Somone took the time to teach the OP (I hope) so why can't he teach the dog. Sucky pet owners FTL
 

skace

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Indoor dog does not mean it shits in your living room, wtf? You are supposed to let them out so they can do their business!
 

jonks

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you have kids yet? nasty buggers go around crying and puking. at least a dog matures more quickly and after trained will love you forever and won't tell you to go to hell when it becomes a teenager.
 

krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: Sawyer
My wife bought a stupid little dog awhile back and I am about to the point of getting rid of it, the damn thing pees and poops in the house..f'ing nasty little creatures. I don't see how people put up with it. My sister0inlaw has 3 house dogs, no way in hell.

You did the same thing before you were taught where the bathroom was, but your parents didnt decide to keep you outside.
 

SAWYER

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Dogs eat shit, they are not clean creatures. And we have tried tsking him out, but he won't. As soon as he comes inside he tries to go.
 

paulxcook

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No, you have an outdoor dog that you and your wife are keeping inside. If you train it to behave properly indoors, you will then have an indoor dog.

Don't blame the dog because you and your wife don't know what you're doing.
 

Codewiz

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Originally posted by: Sawyer
Dogs eat shit, they are not clean creatures.

My dogs don't eat sh*t and they don't use the bathroom in the house.

Sounds like you and your wife are just idiots.....
 

onlyCOpunk

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perhaps you should've told your wife you weren't a dog person before she got a dog?
 

Injury

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: Sawyer
My wife bought a stupid little dog awhile back and I am about to the point of getting rid of it, the damn thing pees and poops in the house..f'ing nasty little creatures. I don't see how people put up with it. My sister0inlaw has 3 house dogs, no way in hell.

You did the same thing before you were taught where the bathroom was, but your parent didnt decide to keep you outside.


Technically speaking, I'm quite certain he still pees and poops in the house.
 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
if trained they are pretty clean.

They still shed, drool, and puke on occassion. Not many things more cheerful than waking up at 2:00 AM to the sound of your dog heaving up a pile of puke the size of a bowling ball.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: vi edit
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
if trained they are pretty clean.

They still shed, drool, and puke on occassion. Not many things more cheerful than waking up at 2:00 AM to the sound of your dog heaving up a pile of puke the size of a bowling ball.

i suggest you never have kids
 

Capt Caveman

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Originally posted by: Sawyer
Dogs eat shit, they are not clean creatures. And we have tried tsking him out, but he won't. As soon as he comes inside he tries to go.

Sounds like the dog has trained you well.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: Sawyer
My wife bought a stupid little dog awhile back and I am about to the point of getting rid of it, the damn thing pees and poops in the house..f'ing nasty little creatures. I don't see how people put up with it. My sister0inlaw has 3 house dogs, no way in hell.

You did the same thing before you were taught where the bathroom was, but your parent didnt decide to keep you outside.

c'mon now; OP never mentioned that he was actually house-trained by his parents. Perhaps he never learned to use the toilet, therefore he figures the dog shouldn't need to learn to go outside?