Index Finger Length Can Predict Penis Size

[Chaotic42]

I don't know, because my hands are pretty big, but....

Hey, look over there!

 

[zippy]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
My girlfriend said that she knew the length of my "member" in the first hour she met me. Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it?

LOL, sucks for you that she was right! Unless you have obscenely large hands like Shaq or something.

 

[eakers]

greatest thread ever.



soooo what size gloves do you kids wear?

 

[The Stigenator]

its predicting wrong for me.. I am bigger than that..

 

[0roo0roo]

if mods lock this they must be um sensitive


eh, all previous studies showed no correlation between any body parts. is bull.

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: thawolfman

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm.

If this were true, this one guy at work would have like alien hands.


Hey, we all shower together.......you can't help but look. The thing is scary.

:Q LMAO :Q

lol, I don't know why, but I just find that extremely hilarious.

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm.

If this were true, this one guy at work would have like alien hands.


Hey, we all shower together.......you can't help but look. The thing is scary.

wait a sec...what is it that you do that you all shower together?

 

[Tallgeese]

"Age and (body measurements) were not associated with the size of the genitalia, excluding the index finger length, which correlated significantly with the dimensions of the flaccid, maximally stretched"

Damn...those dudes didn't even get the benefit of a fluffer

 

[MrPhelps]

My finger sticks.

 

[Chaotic42]

No one here has anything to worry about, after all *everyone* here has enough size to match their IQs, and if I remember correctly from the IQ thread, 90,000 of the top 12,000 smartest people are AT members

 

[RU482]

Sure, the length of the index finger can predict the length of the penis...but do you suppose the texture of the caluses on the palm of one's hand can reveal how often he uses it?

 

[yellowperil]

the team measured the flaccid, gently stretched penis, which they note is statistically correlated to erect penis length

Did they need a study to figure this out? What about not-so-gently stretching it to statistically correlate it with the size of one's hand?

 

[apoppin]

According to Greek scientists, the length of a man's index finger can accurately predict the length of his penis. The findings are published in the September issue of the journal Urology.


Dr. Evangelos Spyropoulos and colleagues from the Naval and Veterans Hospital of Athens, Greece say they conducted their investigation to gather more information on the relationship between body measurements and male genitalia size. They argue that such information--as well as a clearer definition of "normal penile size"--will help doctors counsel and treat the many men who are concerned about perceived inadequacies relating to their genitals.

Greeks, huh?

In lieu of measuring a man's erect penis, the team measured the flaccid, gently stretched penis, which they note is statistically correlated to erect penis length.

I think their "team" is gay.

 

[MrPhelps]

I think their "team" is gay.

ha

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
My girlfriend said that she knew the length of my "member" in the first hour she met me. Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it?

Uh...no...Not accurate.

 

[Josephus]

I remeber an obese woman who lived in my apartment building years ago, commenting on my hands and, quite frankly, shocking the hell out of me in offering a form of tension relief.....


Who funded this study again? And why?


apopin.....

I would be more concerned if they were getting their data from the other possible condition. Now that that would truly would have "raised" some ethical questions. Not to mention drawing a disproportiante number of volunteers from a minority class

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Josephus


Who funded this study again? And why?


apopin..... [sic.]

I would be more concerned if they were getting their data from the other possible condition. Now that that would truly would have "raised" some ethical questions. Not to mention drawing a disproportiante number of volunteers from a minority class

Huh?



EDIT: I get it now.

They DID note the correlation between "gently stretched" and erect.

 

[Feebes]

Yea....I trust this crap. I bet I can tell how much you get laid by your birthdate too. Lemme just get my 50 person sample together.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: dethman

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm.

If this were true, this one guy at work would have like alien hands.


Hey, we all shower together.......you can't help but look. The thing is scary.

wait a sec...what is it that you do that you all shower together?

Hehe, I work at a forge. The place was built in 1914. Showers are one long room with showerheads sticking out of the wall every 4 feet or so.

I'll never forget shaking hands the first day I worked there with so many naked guys in the locker room. At the time it seemed pretty freaky. The most memorable was the one that played Santa Claus every year in the Hudson's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

 

[SuperTool]

So what does this say about ET?

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: SuperTool
So what does this say about ET?

That he and Steven Spielberg are ghey lovers?

 

[guyver01]

so... what does my 10" finger tell you?