Index Finger Length Can Predict Penis Size

aphex

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Good thing i have an 18" index finger ;)
 

Jugernot

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My girlfriend said that she knew the length of my "member" in the first hour she met me. Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it? :D

 

Hammer

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
My girlfriend said that she knew the length of my "member" in the first hour she met me. Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it? :D

lol i guess you know what goes through her mind on dates hahaha
 

silent tone

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Hmm, I saw a study on the Discovery channel or TLC that found testosterone was proportional to the ring/index finger ratio. I guess john holmes had long index fingers and comically long ring fingers.
 

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
My girlfriend said that she knew the length of my "member" in the first hour she met me. Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it? :D

hmmm... i wonder how many people are going to try this out tonight?
 

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Jugernot
My girlfriend said that she knew the length of my "member" in the first hour she met me. Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it? :D

hmmm... i wonder how many people are going to try this out tonight?

*Whistles nonchantly*
 

MrCodeDude

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Jugernot
My girlfriend said that she knew the length of my "member" in the first hour she met me. Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it? :D

hmmm... i wonder how many people are going to try this out tonight?
I wonder how many people have ALREADY tried it? :D
-- mrcodedude
 

StormRider

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Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it?

So that's why girls are always staring at my hand and acting dis-interested. They knew! They knew all along! It's like I was wearing see through pants.... :| :( ;)
 

gopunk

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
My girlfriend said that she knew the length of my "member" in the first hour she met me. Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it? :D

ha... i wish..... :eek:
 

flot

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Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm. Who would have thunk it?

Uh, no, it's not. I have pretty big hands and the tip of my index finger to the middle of my palm is about 5".

Did you mean to say to the base of your palm?
 

McPhreak

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measuring testicular volume? I wonder what that involves... :confused:

"Excuse me sir, would you mind putting your nuts in this here graduated cylinder?"
 

Squisher

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Originally posted by: Jugernot
Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm.

If this were true, this one guy at work would have like alien hands.


Hey, we all shower together.......you can't help but look. The thing is scary.

 

thawolfman

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Originally posted by: Squisher
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Apparently, it's the same length as the tip of the index finger to the middle of your palm.

If this were true, this one guy at work would have like alien hands.


Hey, we all shower together.......you can't help but look. The thing is scary.

:Q LMAO :Q

:D