CrazyHelloDeli
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The other I had an appointment with my doctor to check up on my horrible a$$ Cyst I had a while back. These thing can re-occur and be a real hazard if you dont keep on top of them.
I arrived just in time, briefcase in hand, as I was coming during my lunch our. I told the lady at the front desk I had an appointment with Dr.Pilonidal. She looked it up and said he should be with me in about ten minutes or so, and to just take a seat. Now, normally hate Hospital waiting rooms, with all the sick people hacking and coughing all over you, blowing chunks, its a really miserable situation.
However, I lucked out because there was only a women and her baby waiting quietly. They looked in good health, so I wasnt needing to feel uncomfortable sitting next to them. The little kid smiled at me, so I took it upon myself to get on the floor and say "Hi" to the little rascal. Im a real sucker for little kids!. Why is my suit a different color all of a sudden? I dont really know, it just sorta happened...
Anyways, back to my story. While tickling the little ah heck, I was startled by what sounded like a loud Roar. I wasnt the only person to have heard the blood curdling sound, as the mother of the baby looked up and around quizzically. It sounded uncomfortably close, and was getting closer.
Suddenly, I heard a loud shriek coming from the reception desk. I turned around to see the nurse who checked me in, pass out and fall to the ground behind the desk. I stood up to rush to the poor womens aid, but was knocked to the ground by the front door swinging open very hard. I shook my head, and looked up, to see a most terrorfying sight. A Bear had entered the Hospital and was standing in the waiting room!
Shocked, I sat there for a moment. I was startled out of my daze by the women who was waiting with me yell at the top of her lungs, "DONT EAT MY BABY PLEASE!!!!". The bear turned and faced the women and her child with blood thirsty eyes.
I had to do something, I couldnt let this Bear eat this poor womens child. Lucky for her, I work out. I tore off my cloths and yelled at the bear "You wanna peice of this Bear! Come and get it!".
What happened after was sort of a blur, but according to eyewitnesses from the Hospital staff and people outside, the Bear and I got in a huge fight in the parking lot. Eventually, my healthy diet and weight training regimen won out over the Bear, and it ultimatley paid for Hospital jaunt with its life.
Bruised and battered, I slowly walked back into the Hospital to get medical treatment. Instead of being thanked for saving that womens babies life, I was accosted by a talking White Cat, to was angry over my blatent disregard for the bears life.. He said I could have saved the womens life and the Bears, had I used a broom stick and a syringe to tranqualize the bear instead of killing it. What an ungrateful cat! Heros get no respect I tell yah...
I arrived just in time, briefcase in hand, as I was coming during my lunch our. I told the lady at the front desk I had an appointment with Dr.Pilonidal. She looked it up and said he should be with me in about ten minutes or so, and to just take a seat. Now, normally hate Hospital waiting rooms, with all the sick people hacking and coughing all over you, blowing chunks, its a really miserable situation.
However, I lucked out because there was only a women and her baby waiting quietly. They looked in good health, so I wasnt needing to feel uncomfortable sitting next to them. The little kid smiled at me, so I took it upon myself to get on the floor and say "Hi" to the little rascal. Im a real sucker for little kids!. Why is my suit a different color all of a sudden? I dont really know, it just sorta happened...
Anyways, back to my story. While tickling the little ah heck, I was startled by what sounded like a loud Roar. I wasnt the only person to have heard the blood curdling sound, as the mother of the baby looked up and around quizzically. It sounded uncomfortably close, and was getting closer.
Suddenly, I heard a loud shriek coming from the reception desk. I turned around to see the nurse who checked me in, pass out and fall to the ground behind the desk. I stood up to rush to the poor womens aid, but was knocked to the ground by the front door swinging open very hard. I shook my head, and looked up, to see a most terrorfying sight. A Bear had entered the Hospital and was standing in the waiting room!
Shocked, I sat there for a moment. I was startled out of my daze by the women who was waiting with me yell at the top of her lungs, "DONT EAT MY BABY PLEASE!!!!". The bear turned and faced the women and her child with blood thirsty eyes.
I had to do something, I couldnt let this Bear eat this poor womens child. Lucky for her, I work out. I tore off my cloths and yelled at the bear "You wanna peice of this Bear! Come and get it!".
What happened after was sort of a blur, but according to eyewitnesses from the Hospital staff and people outside, the Bear and I got in a huge fight in the parking lot. Eventually, my healthy diet and weight training regimen won out over the Bear, and it ultimatley paid for Hospital jaunt with its life.
Bruised and battered, I slowly walked back into the Hospital to get medical treatment. Instead of being thanked for saving that womens babies life, I was accosted by a talking White Cat, to was angry over my blatent disregard for the bears life.. He said I could have saved the womens life and the Bears, had I used a broom stick and a syringe to tranqualize the bear instead of killing it. What an ungrateful cat! Heros get no respect I tell yah...
