darkxshade
Lifer
I hate them. :|
Cliffs:
1. They suck
Cliffs:
1. They suck
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please pardon the disagreeable overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but unlike Darkxshade, I stand for progression, not regression. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Wherever you look, you'll see Darkxshade enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. So we're supposed to give him permission to assail all that is holy and hope he's rational enough not to do so? How naive!
Darkxshade's idolators want to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them for one purpose and one purpose only: to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to Darkxshade's asseverations. May I assume that anyone who wants to kill the goose bearing the golden egg is either (a) covinous or (b) a brutish layabout? If so, then I have news for Darkxshade: Nit-picky roustabouts are the lowest form of human life. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to resolve a number of lingering problems. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that he speaks like a true defender of the status quo?a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to ignite a maelstrom of tribalism. If you understand that my motives are unimpeachable, then you can comprehend that it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. It would be wrong because his crotchets are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but I have never read anything he has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. Darkxshade's statement that big emotions come from big words is no exception. What's more, his arguments don't even prove his point. To top that off, the people he attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: He and his followers are the most dishonest ranters I've ever seen. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis.
If we don't condemn Darkxshade's criminal ineptitude then Darkxshade will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Darkxshade pompously claims that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.
There is no place in this country where we are safe from Darkxshade's intimates, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Darkxshade truly believes that his activities are on the up-and-up. It is just such simple-minded, prudish megalomania, flippant egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Darkxshade to go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public. According to him, most people believe that his epigrams are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Really? Does Darkxshade have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Darkxshade should keep his half-baked, know-nothing opinions to himself. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I wouldn't want to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other mumpish half-wits' intentions. I would, on the other hand, love to ratchet up our level of understanding. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
Darkxshade wants to impede the free flow of information. It gets better: He believes that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. I guess no one's ever told him that he refuses to come to terms with reality. Darkxshade prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. One final point: Perennial crybabies like Darkxshade wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under.
Originally posted by: venkman
tl;dr
i'm assuming it is epic, though.
Originally posted by: darkxshade
I hate them. :|
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please pardon the disagreeable overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but unlike Darkxshade, I stand for progression, not regression. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Wherever you look, you'll see Darkxshade enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. So we're supposed to give him permission to assail all that is holy and hope he's rational enough not to do so? How naive!
Darkxshade's idolators want to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them for one purpose and one purpose only: to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to Darkxshade's asseverations. May I assume that anyone who wants to kill the goose bearing the golden egg is either (a) covinous or (b) a brutish layabout? If so, then I have news for Darkxshade: Nit-picky roustabouts are the lowest form of human life. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to resolve a number of lingering problems. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that he speaks like a true defender of the status quo?a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to ignite a maelstrom of tribalism. If you understand that my motives are unimpeachable, then you can comprehend that it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. It would be wrong because his crotchets are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but I have never read anything he has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. Darkxshade's statement that big emotions come from big words is no exception. What's more, his arguments don't even prove his point. To top that off, the people he attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: He and his followers are the most dishonest ranters I've ever seen. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis.
If we don't condemn Darkxshade's criminal ineptitude then Darkxshade will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Darkxshade pompously claims that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.
There is no place in this country where we are safe from Darkxshade's intimates, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Darkxshade truly believes that his activities are on the up-and-up. It is just such simple-minded, prudish megalomania, flippant egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Darkxshade to go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public. According to him, most people believe that his epigrams are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Really? Does Darkxshade have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Darkxshade should keep his half-baked, know-nothing opinions to himself. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I wouldn't want to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other mumpish half-wits' intentions. I would, on the other hand, love to ratchet up our level of understanding. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
Darkxshade wants to impede the free flow of information. It gets better: He believes that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. I guess no one's ever told him that he refuses to come to terms with reality. Darkxshade prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. One final point: Perennial crybabies like Darkxshade wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under.
tl;dr
i'm assuming it is epic, though.
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: venkman
tl;dr
i'm assuming it is epic, though.
It was epic, you inconsiderate clod!
Originally posted by: darkxshade
I hate them. :|
Cliffs:
1. They suck
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: darkxshade
I hate them. :|
Cliffs:
1. They suck
TL;DR
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please pardon the disagreeable overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but unlike Darkxshade, I stand for progression, not regression. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Wherever you look, you'll see Darkxshade enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. So we're supposed to give him permission to assail all that is holy and hope he's rational enough not to do so? How naive!
Darkxshade's idolators want to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them for one purpose and one purpose only: to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to Darkxshade's asseverations. May I assume that anyone who wants to kill the goose bearing the golden egg is either (a) covinous or (b) a brutish layabout? If so, then I have news for Darkxshade: Nit-picky roustabouts are the lowest form of human life. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to resolve a number of lingering problems. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that he speaks like a true defender of the status quo?a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to ignite a maelstrom of tribalism. If you understand that my motives are unimpeachable, then you can comprehend that it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. It would be wrong because his crotchets are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but I have never read anything he has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. Darkxshade's statement that big emotions come from big words is no exception. What's more, his arguments don't even prove his point. To top that off, the people he attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: He and his followers are the most dishonest ranters I've ever seen. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis.
If we don't condemn Darkxshade's criminal ineptitude then Darkxshade will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Darkxshade pompously claims that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.
There is no place in this country where we are safe from Darkxshade's intimates, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Darkxshade truly believes that his activities are on the up-and-up. It is just such simple-minded, prudish megalomania, flippant egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Darkxshade to go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public. According to him, most people believe that his epigrams are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Really? Does Darkxshade have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Darkxshade should keep his half-baked, know-nothing opinions to himself. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I wouldn't want to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other mumpish half-wits' intentions. I would, on the other hand, love to ratchet up our level of understanding. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
Darkxshade wants to impede the free flow of information. It gets better: He believes that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. I guess no one's ever told him that he refuses to come to terms with reality. Darkxshade prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. One final point: Perennial crybabies like Darkxshade wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under.
On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of Princess NakedFrog's wheelings and dealings. First and foremost, if Fate desired that Princess NakedFrog make a correct application of what he had read about incendiarism it would have to indicate title and page number since the wishy-washy pop psychologist would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, if Princess NakedFrog were to use more accessible language then a larger number of people would be able to understand what he's saying. The downside for Princess NakedFrog, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of his sinister ultimata. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Princess NakedFrog's primary goal is to paralyze needed efforts to provide some balance to his one-sided refrains. All of his other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that Princess NakedFrog's bromides have merged with denominationalism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. And both create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind.Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please pardon the disagreeable overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but unlike Darkxshade, I stand for progression, not regression. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Wherever you look, you'll see Darkxshade enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. So we're supposed to give him permission to assail all that is holy and hope he's rational enough not to do so? How naive!
Darkxshade's idolators want to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them for one purpose and one purpose only: to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to Darkxshade's asseverations. May I assume that anyone who wants to kill the goose bearing the golden egg is either (a) covinous or (b) a brutish layabout? If so, then I have news for Darkxshade: Nit-picky roustabouts are the lowest form of human life. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to resolve a number of lingering problems. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that he speaks like a true defender of the status quo?a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to ignite a maelstrom of tribalism. If you understand that my motives are unimpeachable, then you can comprehend that it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. It would be wrong because his crotchets are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but I have never read anything he has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. Darkxshade's statement that big emotions come from big words is no exception. What's more, his arguments don't even prove his point. To top that off, the people he attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: He and his followers are the most dishonest ranters I've ever seen. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis.
If we don't condemn Darkxshade's criminal ineptitude then Darkxshade will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Darkxshade pompously claims that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.
There is no place in this country where we are safe from Darkxshade's intimates, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Darkxshade truly believes that his activities are on the up-and-up. It is just such simple-minded, prudish megalomania, flippant egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Darkxshade to go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public. According to him, most people believe that his epigrams are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Really? Does Darkxshade have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Darkxshade should keep his half-baked, know-nothing opinions to himself. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I wouldn't want to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other mumpish half-wits' intentions. I would, on the other hand, love to ratchet up our level of understanding. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
Darkxshade wants to impede the free flow of information. It gets better: He believes that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. I guess no one's ever told him that he refuses to come to terms with reality. Darkxshade prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. One final point: Perennial crybabies like Darkxshade wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under.
Originally posted by: iamanidiot
On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of Princess NakedFrog's wheelings and dealings. First and foremost, if Fate desired that Princess NakedFrog make a correct application of what he had read about incendiarism it would have to indicate title and page number since the wishy-washy pop psychologist would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, if Princess NakedFrog were to use more accessible language then a larger number of people would be able to understand what he's saying. The downside for Princess NakedFrog, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of his sinister ultimata. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Princess NakedFrog's primary goal is to paralyze needed efforts to provide some balance to his one-sided refrains. All of his other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that Princess NakedFrog's bromides have merged with denominationalism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. And both create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind.Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please pardon the disagreeable overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but unlike Darkxshade, I stand for progression, not regression. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Wherever you look, you'll see Darkxshade enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. So we're supposed to give him permission to assail all that is holy and hope he's rational enough not to do so? How naive!
Darkxshade's idolators want to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them for one purpose and one purpose only: to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to Darkxshade's asseverations. May I assume that anyone who wants to kill the goose bearing the golden egg is either (a) covinous or (b) a brutish layabout? If so, then I have news for Darkxshade: Nit-picky roustabouts are the lowest form of human life. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to resolve a number of lingering problems. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that he speaks like a true defender of the status quo?a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to ignite a maelstrom of tribalism. If you understand that my motives are unimpeachable, then you can comprehend that it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. It would be wrong because his crotchets are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but I have never read anything he has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. Darkxshade's statement that big emotions come from big words is no exception. What's more, his arguments don't even prove his point. To top that off, the people he attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: He and his followers are the most dishonest ranters I've ever seen. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis.
If we don't condemn Darkxshade's criminal ineptitude then Darkxshade will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Darkxshade pompously claims that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.
There is no place in this country where we are safe from Darkxshade's intimates, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Darkxshade truly believes that his activities are on the up-and-up. It is just such simple-minded, prudish megalomania, flippant egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Darkxshade to go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public. According to him, most people believe that his epigrams are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Really? Does Darkxshade have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Darkxshade should keep his half-baked, know-nothing opinions to himself. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I wouldn't want to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other mumpish half-wits' intentions. I would, on the other hand, love to ratchet up our level of understanding. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
Darkxshade wants to impede the free flow of information. It gets better: He believes that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. I guess no one's ever told him that he refuses to come to terms with reality. Darkxshade prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. One final point: Perennial crybabies like Darkxshade wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under.
I'll try not to dwell on this, but I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of Princess NakedFrog's hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. Some people assert that illiberal madmen like Princess NakedFrog often think they have the right to reconstitute society on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence. Others allege that Princess NakedFrog wouldn't be able to give me reason to fall prey to his rhetoric and obfuscation if he were working on a level playing field. In the interest of clearing up the confusion I'll make the following observation: The worst kinds of inimical, horny numskulls I've ever seen thrive when the rest of us underestimate the threat they pose or are too weak or unorganized to hold the line. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Princess NakedFrog.
Do I want Princess NakedFrog to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship? No, thank you very much; I would much rather honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. If he can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to issue a call to conscience and reason. His pals argue that irresponsible, featherbrained sewer rats aren't ever unstable. These are the same immoral smut peddlers who trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all. This is no coincidence; by writing this letter, I am obviously sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Princess NakedFrog will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to contract leprosy and be forced to live out my benighted days shunned by humanity, ringing a bell, and shying away from sharps and open flames although another possibility is that for his cuckoo plans to succeed, Princess NakedFrog needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. As soon as our backs are turned, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "hippopotomonstrosesquipidelian" and "anthropomorphical". They will be incapable of comprehending that I have a problem with Princess NakedFrog's use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, if we don't do something soon, his insufferable prognoses will rise like a golem with a million hands on a million throats to choke the honor out of decent, hardworking people.
I am not in any way placing the blame on Princess NakedFrog for libidinous grizzlers who keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought. That notwithstanding, Princess NakedFrog is still culpable for plotting to censor any incomplicitous op-ed pieces. He has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then self-deceiving ostentatious-types will be free to goad goofy yokels into hurling epithets at Princess NakedFrog's enemies. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how Princess NakedFrog's disgusting grievances deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to perform noble deeds.
In order to understand the motivation behind Princess NakedFrog's roorbacks it is important first to focus on what unites rather than divides us. To pick an obvious but often overlooked example, Princess NakedFrog uses the word "anticonstitutionally" to justify increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence. In doing so, he is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that we must work together to challenge the present and enrich the future. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to shout back at Princess NakedFrog's propaganda. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about Princess NakedFrog. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents and in these primarily as an illustration that Princess NakedFrog plans to shred the basic compact between the people and their government eventually. I'd like to see him try to get away with such a plan; that should be good for a laugh. You see, most people have already observed that the first lies that Princess NakedFrog told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; his lies will grow until they blot out the sun. And that, in my view, is our real problem.
Originally posted by: jjsole
Originally posted by: iamanidiot
On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of Princess NakedFrog's wheelings and dealings. First and foremost, if Fate desired that Princess NakedFrog make a correct application of what he had read about incendiarism it would have to indicate title and page number since the wishy-washy pop psychologist would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, if Princess NakedFrog were to use more accessible language then a larger number of people would be able to understand what he's saying. The downside for Princess NakedFrog, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of his sinister ultimata. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Princess NakedFrog's primary goal is to paralyze needed efforts to provide some balance to his one-sided refrains. All of his other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that Princess NakedFrog's bromides have merged with denominationalism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. And both create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind.Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please pardon the disagreeable overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but unlike Darkxshade, I stand for progression, not regression. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Wherever you look, you'll see Darkxshade enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. So we're supposed to give him permission to assail all that is holy and hope he's rational enough not to do so? How naive!
Darkxshade's idolators want to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them for one purpose and one purpose only: to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to Darkxshade's asseverations. May I assume that anyone who wants to kill the goose bearing the golden egg is either (a) covinous or (b) a brutish layabout? If so, then I have news for Darkxshade: Nit-picky roustabouts are the lowest form of human life. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to resolve a number of lingering problems. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that he speaks like a true defender of the status quo?a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to ignite a maelstrom of tribalism. If you understand that my motives are unimpeachable, then you can comprehend that it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. It would be wrong because his crotchets are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but I have never read anything he has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. Darkxshade's statement that big emotions come from big words is no exception. What's more, his arguments don't even prove his point. To top that off, the people he attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: He and his followers are the most dishonest ranters I've ever seen. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis.
If we don't condemn Darkxshade's criminal ineptitude then Darkxshade will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Darkxshade pompously claims that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.
There is no place in this country where we are safe from Darkxshade's intimates, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Darkxshade truly believes that his activities are on the up-and-up. It is just such simple-minded, prudish megalomania, flippant egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Darkxshade to go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public. According to him, most people believe that his epigrams are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Really? Does Darkxshade have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Darkxshade should keep his half-baked, know-nothing opinions to himself. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I wouldn't want to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other mumpish half-wits' intentions. I would, on the other hand, love to ratchet up our level of understanding. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
Darkxshade wants to impede the free flow of information. It gets better: He believes that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. I guess no one's ever told him that he refuses to come to terms with reality. Darkxshade prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. One final point: Perennial crybabies like Darkxshade wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under.
I'll try not to dwell on this, but I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of Princess NakedFrog's hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. Some people assert that illiberal madmen like Princess NakedFrog often think they have the right to reconstitute society on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence. Others allege that Princess NakedFrog wouldn't be able to give me reason to fall prey to his rhetoric and obfuscation if he were working on a level playing field. In the interest of clearing up the confusion I'll make the following observation: The worst kinds of inimical, horny numskulls I've ever seen thrive when the rest of us underestimate the threat they pose or are too weak or unorganized to hold the line. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Princess NakedFrog.
Do I want Princess NakedFrog to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship? No, thank you very much; I would much rather honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. If he can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to issue a call to conscience and reason. His pals argue that irresponsible, featherbrained sewer rats aren't ever unstable. These are the same immoral smut peddlers who trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all. This is no coincidence; by writing this letter, I am obviously sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Princess NakedFrog will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to contract leprosy and be forced to live out my benighted days shunned by humanity, ringing a bell, and shying away from sharps and open flames although another possibility is that for his cuckoo plans to succeed, Princess NakedFrog needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. As soon as our backs are turned, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "hippopotomonstrosesquipidelian" and "anthropomorphical". They will be incapable of comprehending that I have a problem with Princess NakedFrog's use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, if we don't do something soon, his insufferable prognoses will rise like a golem with a million hands on a million throats to choke the honor out of decent, hardworking people.
I am not in any way placing the blame on Princess NakedFrog for libidinous grizzlers who keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought. That notwithstanding, Princess NakedFrog is still culpable for plotting to censor any incomplicitous op-ed pieces. He has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then self-deceiving ostentatious-types will be free to goad goofy yokels into hurling epithets at Princess NakedFrog's enemies. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how Princess NakedFrog's disgusting grievances deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to perform noble deeds.
In order to understand the motivation behind Princess NakedFrog's roorbacks it is important first to focus on what unites rather than divides us. To pick an obvious but often overlooked example, Princess NakedFrog uses the word "anticonstitutionally" to justify increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence. In doing so, he is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that we must work together to challenge the present and enrich the future. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to shout back at Princess NakedFrog's propaganda. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about Princess NakedFrog. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents and in these primarily as an illustration that Princess NakedFrog plans to shred the basic compact between the people and their government eventually. I'd like to see him try to get away with such a plan; that should be good for a laugh. You see, most people have already observed that the first lies that Princess NakedFrog told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; his lies will grow until they blot out the sun. And that, in my view, is our real problem.
I could write a very angry letter right now about Mr. Iamanidiot, but I decided instead merely to express some constructive criticism. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Iamanidiot's inhumane indoctrination and is consequently believable. He has recently been going around claiming that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. His allies remain largely silent when asked about the correlative connecting him to isolationism. The rare times they do deign to comment they invariably skew the issue to prevent people from realizing that some people I know say that Iamanidiot uses his ignorance as grounds for belligerence. Others argue that he has the manners of a passive-aggressive hell-raiser. At this point the distinction is largely academic given that if Iamanidiot were to demonize my family and friends, social upheaval and violence would follow. It is therefore clear that Iamanidiot's operatives like having a stamp of assurance from Iamanidiot that what they're doing is fashionable, or at least acceptable. And let me tell you, Iamanidiot always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to him; nothing else matters?except maybe to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. I tell you this because it seems that no one else is telling you that our country is being destroyed by bad-tempered spouters. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Iamanidiot's confreres are unified under a common goal. That goal is to curry favor with satanic scalawags using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other otiose nonsense.
If you ask Iamanidiot if it's true that he rather grandiloquently refers to me and everyone else he dislikes as a malicious carpetbagger, you'll just get a lot of foot-shuffling and downcast eyes in response. If he believes that his claims will spread enlightenment to the masses, nurture democracy, reestablish the bonds of community, bring us closer to God, and generally work to the betterment of Man and society, then it's obvious why he thinks that his hijinks can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. From a public-policy perspective, he yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, Iamanidiot abhors the current era, in which people are free to spread the word about Iamanidiot's disorderly rantings to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers?even to strangers. His ventures should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Iamanidiot's plaints are intended to devise chthonic scams to get money for nothing."
Iamanidiot is esurient for extreme power and exorbitant wealth. The reason is clear. The key to Iamanidiot's soul is his longing for the effortless, irresponsible, automatic consciousness of an animal. He dreads the necessity, the risk, and the responsibility of rational cognition. As a result, Iamanidiot is an incontinent, contumacious insufferable-type. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that there is a format Iamanidiot should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts.
There is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when Iamanidiot perverts hatred in order to support those for whom hatred has become a way of life, it becomes clear that he would have us believe that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject. As I have indicated, his lies come in many forms. Some of his lies are in the form of tirades. Others are in the form of belief systems. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion.
Iamanidiot's retorts to criticism are so rehearsed that he may be almost unconscious of what he's saying, as one is when one utters the responses in church. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to analyze Iamanidiot's comments in the manner of sociological studies of mass communication and persuasion. All in all, I realize that this letter has seemed incredibly bleak. However, expecting the worst from Mr. Iamanidiot means we will never be disappointed. If we're wrong and Iamanidiot does not try to impose a narrow theological agenda on secular society, we'll be relieved. If we're right and he does, we'll be prepared.
Originally posted by: cirrrocco
wtf. wow. Was all of that done at work
Originally posted by: iamanidiot
Originally posted by: jjsole
Originally posted by: iamanidiot
On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of Princess NakedFrog's wheelings and dealings. First and foremost, if Fate desired that Princess NakedFrog make a correct application of what he had read about incendiarism it would have to indicate title and page number since the wishy-washy pop psychologist would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, if Princess NakedFrog were to use more accessible language then a larger number of people would be able to understand what he's saying. The downside for Princess NakedFrog, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of his sinister ultimata. They are not a cause; they are an effect. Princess NakedFrog's primary goal is to paralyze needed efforts to provide some balance to his one-sided refrains. All of his other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that Princess NakedFrog's bromides have merged with denominationalism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. And both create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind.Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please pardon the disagreeable overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but unlike Darkxshade, I stand for progression, not regression. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Wherever you look, you'll see Darkxshade enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. So we're supposed to give him permission to assail all that is holy and hope he's rational enough not to do so? How naive!
Darkxshade's idolators want to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them for one purpose and one purpose only: to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to Darkxshade's asseverations. May I assume that anyone who wants to kill the goose bearing the golden egg is either (a) covinous or (b) a brutish layabout? If so, then I have news for Darkxshade: Nit-picky roustabouts are the lowest form of human life. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to resolve a number of lingering problems. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that he speaks like a true defender of the status quo?a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to ignite a maelstrom of tribalism. If you understand that my motives are unimpeachable, then you can comprehend that it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. It would be wrong because his crotchets are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but I have never read anything he has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. Darkxshade's statement that big emotions come from big words is no exception. What's more, his arguments don't even prove his point. To top that off, the people he attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: He and his followers are the most dishonest ranters I've ever seen. This is not set down in complaint against them, but merely as analysis.
If we don't condemn Darkxshade's criminal ineptitude then Darkxshade will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Darkxshade pompously claims that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately.
There is no place in this country where we are safe from Darkxshade's intimates, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Darkxshade truly believes that his activities are on the up-and-up. It is just such simple-minded, prudish megalomania, flippant egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Darkxshade to go to great lengths to conceal his true aims and mislead the public. According to him, most people believe that his epigrams are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Really? Does Darkxshade have some sort of mind-reading ability or did he get his information from a less reliable source? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which Darkxshade should keep his half-baked, know-nothing opinions to himself. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I wouldn't want to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other mumpish half-wits' intentions. I would, on the other hand, love to ratchet up our level of understanding. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
Darkxshade wants to impede the free flow of information. It gets better: He believes that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. I guess no one's ever told him that he refuses to come to terms with reality. Darkxshade prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. One final point: Perennial crybabies like Darkxshade wouldn't fare well without a legal skirt to hide under.
I'll try not to dwell on this, but I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of Princess NakedFrog's hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. Some people assert that illiberal madmen like Princess NakedFrog often think they have the right to reconstitute society on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence. Others allege that Princess NakedFrog wouldn't be able to give me reason to fall prey to his rhetoric and obfuscation if he were working on a level playing field. In the interest of clearing up the confusion I'll make the following observation: The worst kinds of inimical, horny numskulls I've ever seen thrive when the rest of us underestimate the threat they pose or are too weak or unorganized to hold the line. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Princess NakedFrog.
Do I want Princess NakedFrog to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship? No, thank you very much; I would much rather honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. If he can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to issue a call to conscience and reason. His pals argue that irresponsible, featherbrained sewer rats aren't ever unstable. These are the same immoral smut peddlers who trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all. This is no coincidence; by writing this letter, I am obviously sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Princess NakedFrog will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to contract leprosy and be forced to live out my benighted days shunned by humanity, ringing a bell, and shying away from sharps and open flames although another possibility is that for his cuckoo plans to succeed, Princess NakedFrog needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. As soon as our backs are turned, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "hippopotomonstrosesquipidelian" and "anthropomorphical". They will be incapable of comprehending that I have a problem with Princess NakedFrog's use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, if we don't do something soon, his insufferable prognoses will rise like a golem with a million hands on a million throats to choke the honor out of decent, hardworking people.
I am not in any way placing the blame on Princess NakedFrog for libidinous grizzlers who keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought. That notwithstanding, Princess NakedFrog is still culpable for plotting to censor any incomplicitous op-ed pieces. He has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then self-deceiving ostentatious-types will be free to goad goofy yokels into hurling epithets at Princess NakedFrog's enemies. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how Princess NakedFrog's disgusting grievances deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to perform noble deeds.
In order to understand the motivation behind Princess NakedFrog's roorbacks it is important first to focus on what unites rather than divides us. To pick an obvious but often overlooked example, Princess NakedFrog uses the word "anticonstitutionally" to justify increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence. In doing so, he is reversing the meaning of that word as a means of disguising the fact that we must work together to challenge the present and enrich the future. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to shout back at Princess NakedFrog's propaganda. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about Princess NakedFrog. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents and in these primarily as an illustration that Princess NakedFrog plans to shred the basic compact between the people and their government eventually. I'd like to see him try to get away with such a plan; that should be good for a laugh. You see, most people have already observed that the first lies that Princess NakedFrog told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; his lies will grow until they blot out the sun. And that, in my view, is our real problem.
I could write a very angry letter right now about Mr. Iamanidiot, but I decided instead merely to express some constructive criticism. Note that some of the facts I plan to use in this letter were provided to me by a highly educated person who managed to escape Iamanidiot's inhumane indoctrination and is consequently believable. He has recently been going around claiming that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. His allies remain largely silent when asked about the correlative connecting him to isolationism. The rare times they do deign to comment they invariably skew the issue to prevent people from realizing that some people I know say that Iamanidiot uses his ignorance as grounds for belligerence. Others argue that he has the manners of a passive-aggressive hell-raiser. At this point the distinction is largely academic given that if Iamanidiot were to demonize my family and friends, social upheaval and violence would follow. It is therefore clear that Iamanidiot's operatives like having a stamp of assurance from Iamanidiot that what they're doing is fashionable, or at least acceptable. And let me tell you, Iamanidiot always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to him; nothing else matters?except maybe to strip people of their rights to free expression and individuality. I tell you this because it seems that no one else is telling you that our country is being destroyed by bad-tempered spouters. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Iamanidiot's confreres are unified under a common goal. That goal is to curry favor with satanic scalawags using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other otiose nonsense.
If you ask Iamanidiot if it's true that he rather grandiloquently refers to me and everyone else he dislikes as a malicious carpetbagger, you'll just get a lot of foot-shuffling and downcast eyes in response. If he believes that his claims will spread enlightenment to the masses, nurture democracy, reestablish the bonds of community, bring us closer to God, and generally work to the betterment of Man and society, then it's obvious why he thinks that his hijinks can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. From a public-policy perspective, he yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, Iamanidiot abhors the current era, in which people are free to spread the word about Iamanidiot's disorderly rantings to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers?even to strangers. His ventures should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Iamanidiot's plaints are intended to devise chthonic scams to get money for nothing."
Iamanidiot is esurient for extreme power and exorbitant wealth. The reason is clear. The key to Iamanidiot's soul is his longing for the effortless, irresponsible, automatic consciousness of an animal. He dreads the necessity, the risk, and the responsibility of rational cognition. As a result, Iamanidiot is an incontinent, contumacious insufferable-type. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that there is a format Iamanidiot should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts.
There is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when Iamanidiot perverts hatred in order to support those for whom hatred has become a way of life, it becomes clear that he would have us believe that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject. As I have indicated, his lies come in many forms. Some of his lies are in the form of tirades. Others are in the form of belief systems. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion.
Iamanidiot's retorts to criticism are so rehearsed that he may be almost unconscious of what he's saying, as one is when one utters the responses in church. To a lesser degree and on a smaller scale, I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to analyze Iamanidiot's comments in the manner of sociological studies of mass communication and persuasion. All in all, I realize that this letter has seemed incredibly bleak. However, expecting the worst from Mr. Iamanidiot means we will never be disappointed. If we're wrong and Iamanidiot does not try to impose a narrow theological agenda on secular society, we'll be relieved. If we're right and he does, we'll be prepared.
This letter is neither an encomium of Ms. Jjsole nor a panegyric to his comments. Instead, it is a fact-filled reportage intended to convince you that one task that rests on all of our shoulders is to go placidly amid the noise and haste. Before I say anything else, let me remind Mr. Jjsole that unravelling the Gordian Knot that is Mr. Jjsole is not difficult when you realize the multifaceted nature of Mr. Jjsole and his patsies. To cap that off, I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want Mr. Jjsole to funnel significant amounts of money to the worst types of snippy, sanctimonious headcases there are, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while Mr. Jjsole claims that his positions prevent smallpox. If you study his putrid morals long enough, you'll come to the inescapable conclusion that I am sick of our illustrious "leaders" treading on eggshells so as not to upset Mr. Jjsole. Here's what I have to say to them: Mr. Jjsole surely yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, he abhors the current era, in which people are free to make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. And that, in my view, is our real problem.
Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
long mothafuckin' post