In your next life.. edit: with pole!

Looney

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
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Doesn't really matter to me... as long as i don't have both simultaneously, i'm sure i'll accept whatever karma gave me.
 

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
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You need to add a poll.

And I think I'd switch. I'm pretty bored with this already. And I've got a while to go...
 

y2kc

Platinum Member
Sep 2, 2000
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no way i'd switch. i couldn't deal with the stuff women do. no wonder they're crazy.
 

I'd stay male. Female hygiene is infinitely more complicated then male hygiene.

For me, it's shave and shower once a day, use hair product and cologne when it's needed.
 

Jassi

Diamond Member
Sep 8, 2004
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I would like to switch. That way I can say that I admit to being a lesbian and people won't look at me like I am a freak :(
 

EKKC

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May 31, 2005
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i dont wanna be a woman. i know my mom is a woman, and i love my woman, but i sure dont want to be a woman

women have periods every friggin month, painful during childbirth is probably unbearable, they need to buy too many clothes, pairs of shoes and handbags, worry if the size 2 or sizr 4 pants dont fit. overthinks everything too much, can't tell left from right, can't tell you what they want half the time, yes = no, and did i mention periods?

men = shorter average lifespan. but its one fair tradeoff
 

jjzelinski

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Aug 23, 2004
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If you're ever lived with a woman you'd know you have to be a complete moron or a psychopath to want to be reincarnated as one. Even most women would tell you that.
 

kogase

Diamond Member
Sep 8, 2004
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I'd like to be reincarnated in my current situation: a white male. White males have it made.
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Yes, I'd switch. No periods, the ability to actually pick up heavy stuff, be able to be open and direct at work and in personal life without people thinking I'm weird, to joke around with guys and not have them think I'm flirting, to not have the finicky catty same-gender relationships, to not ever have to worry about childbirth...

Heck yeah I;d switch. I already work full time and don't think I'll ever be a housewife, so I don't have anything to lose.
 

tami

Lifer
Nov 14, 2004
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Originally posted by: jjzelinski
If you're ever lived with a woman you'd know you have to be a complete moron or a psychopath to want to be reincarnated as one. Even most women would tell you that.

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