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hahahah lol @ thread.

i do the exact order as OP, except w/ balls last. balls get the roughest scrub. then I whip out the rubbing alcohol, and swab my belly button, entire balls area, and arse slot (this one is ultra painful when you first do it)
 
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
I'll bet you do it in the same order every night without even thinking about it. But can when you actually think about it, can you tell the order? (I paid attention last night for who knows what reason)

For me:
hair
face & neck
left arm & shoulder
front torso
right arm & shoulder
back
butt
right leg & calf
left leg & calf
left foot
right foot
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Ha ha...you have a dirty wiener because you don't wash it.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
I'll bet you do it in the same order every night without even thinking about it. But can when you actually think about it, can you tell the order? (I paid attention last night for who knows what reason)

For me:
hair
face & neck
left arm & shoulder
front torso
right arm & shoulder
back
butt
right leg & calf
left leg & calf
left foot
right foot
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Ha ha...you have a dirty wiener because you don't wash it.
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whaaaaaat? :laugh:
 
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
 
For me:
penis and testicles
hair
testicles
face & neck
penis
left arm & shoulder
penis
front torso
penis
right arm & shoulder
penis and testicles
back
testicles
butt
penis and testicles
right leg & calf
testicles
left leg & calf
penis
left foot
testicles
right foot
penis and testicles
 

hair
face
ears
neck
front torso
left arm
upper back/shoulders
right arm
back
butt/groin area
right leg to knee
left leg to knee
right calf
left calf
right foot
left foot
 
I pour liquid soap around randomly and wallow around in the bath. My apartment is poorly heated and the bath is too small, so the main goal of any movements this time of year is to keep as much of my body in the nice hot water as possible at any given water level. Cleaning motions are a random side effect.
 
wash and rinse my hair quickly to get all the grease and dirt out, wash and rinse my face, lather hair again and leave the rinsing for after i have finished the rest of my body.
 
1- Hair
2- Chest/Torso
3- Left arm and shoulder
4- Neck
5- Right arm and shoulder
6- Back
7- "stuff"
8- Butt
9- Right leg and foot
10- Left leg and foot
Rinse well
11- Face
 
close

hair
face
neck
left arm
left shoulder
right arm
right shoulder
torso
front
rear
right thigh
left thigh
left calf
right calf
left foot
right foot
 
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