- Aug 26, 2004
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
In before some nerd lists "Freakishly Large Penis"
- M4H
Originally posted by: StormRider
I have a very small penis.
I have oily scalp and face (not as oily as when I was younger thank goodness).
I'm short in height (between 5' 7'' and 5' 8'' -- although I think I am shrinking so I might even be shorter now)
I have this fear that I fart more than normal people should
I have this fear of people seeing me exit a bathroom stall because they would know I just pooped.
Pretty girls scare me.
