IN THE YEAR 2000.....

[Goosemaster]

Americans spent 110Billion Dollars on fast food.


Talk amoungst yourselves.

 

[rudder]

and $32 billion on pepto bismal.

 

[Nohr]

In the year 2000..

"Anna Nicole Smith will team up with the makers of Altoids Mints to introduce their newest flavor, Winter Bacon."

"A man with a bulge in his crotch will be asked by his girlfriend if he has a banana in his pocket or if he's just happy to see her. In fact, he will both be happy to see her and have a banana in his pocket. From that point on, men with bulges will be asked "Is that a banana in your pocket and/or are you happy to see me?""

"Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II will write a memoir in which he wistfully recalls that one glorious moment on the balcony when he nearly escaped."

"People will taste the way they appear. Black people will taste like chocolate. White people will taste like vanilla, and Christina Aguilera will taste like slut."

 

[TheAudit]

Would have only been $100 billion if you didn't super size it.

 

[Zenmervolt]

*shrugs*

*goes back to munching on McDonalds' quarter pounder*

ZV

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: Nohr
In the year 2000..

"Anna Nicole Smith will team up with the makers of Altoids Mints to introduce their newest flavor, Winter Bacon."

"A man with a bulge in his crotch will be asked by his girlfriend if he has a banana in his pocket or if he's just happy to see her. In fact, he will both be happy to see her and have a banana in his pocket. From that point on, men with bulges will be asked "Is that a banana in your pocket and/or are you happy to see me?""

"Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II will write a memoir in which he wistfully recalls that one glorious moment on the balcony when he nearly escaped."

"People will taste the way they appear. Black people will taste like chocolate. White people will taste like vanilla, and Christina Aguilera will taste like slut."

 

[Brutuskend]

"People will taste the way they appear. Black people will taste like chocolate. White people will taste like vanilla, and Christina Aguilera will taste like slut."

Bwhaaaaa