In the future your home AI needs a voice/personality

[BudAshes]

Who do you pick to base it on? Can be a fictional or real personality.

 

[snoopy7548]

Gilbert Gottfried, no contest.

 

[herm0016]

Martha Stewart after she went to jail.

 

[nakedfrog]

Gilbert Gottfried, no contest.

If it was a contest, it sounds like you lost.

 

[lxskllr]

Shane MacGowan

 

[BudAshes]

Gilbert Gottfried, no contest.

F+

 

[Jon-T]

Colossus.

 

[PowerEngineer]

HAL 9000

Sadly, his effort does not actually sound like HAL.

 

[UsandThem]

Serious answer: Kelsey Grammer or Ricky Gervais

Joke answer: Kathleen Turner or Awkwafina

 

[Iron Woode]

serious answer - Sean Connery

joke answer - Peter Griffin

 

[shortylickens]

Sam Kinison.

 

[brianmanahan]

scarlett johansson, no doubt

 

[Roger Wilco]

Vin Diesel 100%

 

[zinfamous]

gotta be Snoop

 

[snoopy7548]

gotta be Snoop

I'm flattered!

 

[pete6032]

Serious answer: Kelsey Grammer or Ricky Gervais

Joke answer: Kathleen Turner or Awkwafina

blaccent awkwafina or normal awkwafina?

 

[UsandThem]

blaccent awkwafina or normal awkwafina?

The version of Awkwafina in any movie or show I've (unfortunately) seen her in:

Loud, annoying, and not funny at all.

 

[Pohemi]

1989's Bob(cat) Goldthwait...the obnoxious, holler-talking one.

I'd program it to aurally abuse the hell out of any and all visitors.

Gilbert Gottfried, no contest.

The house would get burned down, I think.

George Takei could work ok for that too with his sassy, sorta-sultry, sarcastic tones.

 

[dank69]

Jules from Pulp Fiction

 

[nakedfrog]

If it has to have a voice/personality, Majel Barrett. But I'd leave it on mute all the time if possible.

 

[UsandThem]

George Takei could work ok for that too with his sassy, sorta-sultry, sarcastic tones.

And if for some reason you were offended by this kind of humor, it was actually George Takei who voiced the scene.

 

[LikeLinus]

True Answer - I don't have or want any automation in my home that is 24/7 Google or Amazon surveillance

Joke Answer - Sam Kinison in rage mode 😀

 

[HomerJS]

scarlett johansson, no doubt

Did you see the movie?

 

[HomerJS]

Samuel L. Jackson

 

[brianmanahan]

Did you see the movie?

just the trailer

joaquin didn't seem to be handling it well but i think it's worth the risk