A housewife took a lover during the day, while her husband was at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now had company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happened again that the boy and the mom's
lover were in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father said to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy said, "I can't. I sold
them."
The father asked, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son said, "$1,000."
The father said, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess." They went to church and the father
alerted the priest, and made the little boy sit in the confession booth
and closed the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again"
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now had company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happened again that the boy and the mom's
lover were in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father said to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy said, "I can't. I sold
them."
The father asked, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son said, "$1,000."
The father said, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess." They went to church and the father
alerted the priest, and made the little boy sit in the confession booth
and closed the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again"
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