in need of ideas

gigapet

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Okay I'm going camping in maine. There will be about 100,000 people camping there also all between 18-30.

What would you suggest for a way to make my campsite stand out to the chicks. I want soemthing that would make our campsite unique and make the girls want to stop and come say hi or whatever.

Any ideas are gladly accepted. Nothing to outrageous as I am limited with time(10 days) and resources($$).
 

tweakmm

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Why the hell are 100k 18-30 year olds camping in Maine? But to answer the question...Kegerator, no question.
 

Czar

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lots and lots of helium baloons, fly high, get noticed, also, tie a condom to each one
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Why the hell are 100k 18-30 year olds camping in Maine?

phish festival
Awesome, then definelty go with the kegerator idea :D I'm seeing them this Friday.

<--huge phan

jsut checked the website.........no kegs allowed :frown:
 

TekChik

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Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Have you heard of the bower bird?

that was hilarious - didn't anyone else read it??? :Q

Anyway, it's of no use - for as you would know if you had read this FINE, obviously relevant piece of literature:

"For many males, the effort will be mostly futile. A younger male, for instance, may be able to seduce only a single one of his dozens of visitors -- or none at all. Indeed, many males get not even a single glance: in a recent study, 75 percent of female birds visited only one bower before mating. In contrast, older males often have potential mates constantly stopping by for a peek. These more experienced suitors may mate with dozens of different females in a single breeding season."

...and doesn't seem like you're an experienced suitor. I wouldn't even go if I were you.

 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: TekChik
Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Have you heard of the bower bird?

that was hilarious - didn't anyone else read it??? :Q

Anyway, it's of no use - for as you would know if you had read this FINE, obviously relevant piece of literature:

"For many males, the effort will be mostly futile. A younger male, for instance, may be able to seduce only a single one of his dozens of visitors -- or none at all. Indeed, many males get not even a single glance: in a recent study, 75 percent of female birds visited only one bower before mating. In contrast, older males often have potential mates constantly stopping by for a peek. These more experienced suitors may mate with dozens of different females in a single breeding season."

...and doesn't seem like you're an experienced suitor. I wouldn't even go if I were you.

kill yourself
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: bleeb
If you post a sign that says, "FREE BEER." If you post it, they will come.

Simple yet effective - thanks

You might want to change the sign to FREE BEER FOR THE LADIES, otherwise you will probably get nothing but a bunch of underage boys.

 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: bleeb
If you post a sign that says, "FREE BEER." If you post it, they will come.

Simple yet effective - thanks

You might want to change the sign to FREE BEER FOR THE LADIES, otherwise you will probably get nothing but a bunch of underage boys.

yeah i drew that conclusion also :)
 

richardycc

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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: bleeb
If you post a sign that says, "FREE BEER." If you post it, they will come.

Simple yet effective - thanks

You might want to change the sign to FREE BEER FOR THE LADIES, otherwise you will probably get nothing but a bunch of underage boys.



FREE BEER FOR HOT LADIES is even better, you dont want bunch of fugly chicks hanging around too. ;)
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Body paint parlor. :D

sweet idea where could i get the tools for that.......i'm not really knowledgeable at art or where to get art supplies or what art supplies to get but i could doodle on naked boobies all day.