In my backyard...

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arcas

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In my backyard there's a cage trap. And in that trap this morning there is one very annoyed opossum. That bastard isn't going to steal any more of my tomatoes...

'possum fritters, anyone? :D

Now I need to figure out where to relocate this guy to...

 
moshquerade

moshquerade

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why do you want to relocate it? so it can procreate and send out dozens more tomato stealing opossoms?
 
lozina

lozina

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wait for a really nice hot day and put the cage on some black asphault and cover it with a very large glass dome

ok that's mean...

just tie a cinder block to the cage and drop it off a boat in the nearest large body of water.

(yeah I'm a bit prejudiced when it comes to tomato thieves!) ;)
 
mugs

mugs

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Originally posted by: lozina
wait for a really nice hot day and put the cage on some black asphault and cover it with a very large glass dome

ok that's mean...

just tie a cinder block to the cage and drop it off a boat in the nearest large body of water.

(yeah I'm a bit prejudiced when it comes to tomato thieves!) ;)
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You're only a step away from dumping gasoline on a cat and setting it on fire.

If you're going to kill it, get it over quickly.
 
Ika

Ika

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Originally posted by: RallyMaster
Originally posted by: Aflac
Just kill the damn thing.
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killing animals is fun.
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:shocked:

I wouldn't go that far. The only time I ever thought killing an animal was fun was when we caught a mouse in a glue trap. The little bastard had been eating everything in our pantry. I poked him with a kabob before throwing him into a plastic grocery bag, tying it up, then throwing it outside, where we knew we had cats.
 
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