In christianity, is pooping, farting, etc. immoral? :)

[sdifox]

Man was made in God's image. You got problem with farting, take it up with God.


Also, what was the necro noob searching for?

 

[IronWing]

Man was made in God's image. You got problem with farting, take it up with God.


Also, what was the necro noob searching for?

The omnipotent, omniscient top dog in all the multiverse chooses to look like a hairless monkey? That’s sad.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

It pleases me this thread even exists

 

[brianmanahan]

It pleases me this thread even exists

the internet was amazing 20 years ago

 

[Captante]

I repeat too bad I can't write it in crayon.

I don't doubt it.

 

[WelshBloke]

WWYBYWB? Not that we can’t guess.

Who?! Who?! Tell me! Tell me!

 

[ch33zw1z]

This thread is officially of legal age

 

[Greenman]

If thine anus offends thee, pluck it out.

 

[AdamK47]

I repeat, too bad I can't write it in crayon so you could read it, but what is the big deal about the age of the thread? Does the question or topic become invalid given a certain period of time. You seem to obsess about the most stupid of things derp, did you use to go to special school on a short bus?

I love it when they come into this forum all hot and heavy.

Quality entertainment.

 

[Lanyap]

ok real non-necro talk

i grew up with some pastor's kids who were told not to say "fart" by their parents, because it was a swear word

instead of fart, they were told to say "boof"

so they would make say things about how someone was boofing, or that they boofed earlier

We used “toot” when we were little.

Hey, who tooted? It’s a real stinker.

Back on topic. This was an early version of ChatGOD.

 

[Ajay]

The omnipotent, omniscient top dog in all the multiverse chooses to look like a hairless monkey? That’s sad.

/puts on pedantic hat/ In the image of God the Father - thus possessing an intellect and a will, the essential elements of our spirit. God the Father is pure spirit - 404 on having an ape like body

 

[aigomorla]

The omnipotent, omniscient top dog in all the multiverse chooses to look like a hairless monkey? That’s sad.

Actually in terms of ranking, angels are higher then us.
And only a few of them actually take on human apperance.
The higher tier angels are quite monstrous.

Seraphim, aka lucifer aka, the highest class angel, looks nothing human at all.
So im not sure how to take that in Christianity.

Because God did say we are made in his likeness, yet no one has or can possibly see him, as its said to be like looking at a seraphim, which would burn your eyes in direct sight.

 

[Muse]

A person's morality has nothing to do with any religion. Morality > religion. In fact morality >> religion.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Y'all know that all those images of various beings and things were all created by humans, don't'cha'?

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Actually in terms of ranking, angels are higher then us.
And only a few of them actually take on human apperance.
The higher tier angels are quite monstrous.

Seraphim, aka lucifer aka, the highest class angel, looks nothing human at all.
So im not sure how to take that in Christianity.

Because God did say we are made in his likeness, yet no one has or can possibly see him, as its said to be like looking at a seraphim, which would burn your eyes in direct sight.

Yeah well, Goku could still kill them so nya.

 

[aigomorla]

Yeah well, Goku could still kill them so nya.

you do know that a seraphim would be like an equavalant of Whis.

Whis

Whis (ウイス, Uisu) is the Guide Angel Attendant of Universe 7's God of Destruction, Beerus,[7] as well as his Martial Arts teacher. Along with the other angels, he is a child of the Grand Minister. Like all attendants, he is bound to the service of his deity and usually does not leave Beerus...

dragonball.fandom.com

The servant of Beerus.
One of the few in the DB Universe which Goku even God mode ultra instinct, would get wrecked by.

And lets not even get into Beerus and Zeno.

Anyways its said you would turn like this if you gazed at a seraphim.

 

[brianmanahan]

Anyways its said you would turn like this if you gazed at a seraphim.

he chose poorly.

better let some top men handle that thing.

 

[WelshBloke]

Anyways its said you would turn like this if you gazed at a seraphim.

That bothers me about that film. If Indi had just gone and had a week long bender at the pub and left the Nazis to it they still would have melted when they opened it!

 

[IronWing]

That bothers me about that film. If Indi had just gone and had a week long bender at the pub and left the Nazis to it they still would have melted when they opened it!

What if the Nazi was wearing the one ring?

Indiana Jones on Mount Doom! The Nazigûl would be amazing.

 

[aigomorla]

That bothers me about that film. If Indi had just gone and had a week long bender at the pub and left the Nazis to it they still would have melted when they opened it!

Reminds me of the many mistakes i have made when i think i should of just left it alone, instead of break it more, and end up spending many hours trying to get back to where i was before i touched it.

Indiana Jones on Mount Doom! The Nazigûl would be amazing.

They could do it in multi part, and call it the Raiders of the Ark of the Fellowship, The twin Commandments, and Return of the God King on the 3rd day.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Godwin'd already?

 

[Pohemi]

I love it when they come into this forum all hot and heavy.

Quality entertainment.

He joined, made his few idiotic remarks within the first 2 hours onsite, and promptly vanished. Maybe mommy doesn't let him use the computer on the weekends. /shrug

Good riddance. Some young blood here isn't bad...but not of that variety.

/puts on pedantic hat/ In the image of God the Father - thus possessing an intellect and a will, the essential elements of our spirit. God the Father is pure spirit - 404 on having an ape like body

/takes pedantic hat/ When you say, "our spirit", is that our soul or the 'Holy Spirit' you're talking about? And if a spirit requires intellect and will, does that somehow apply to newborns? Un-borns?

Sorry, made the mistake of trying to form coherent, rational thought from that...when it is impossible.

 

[Muse]

Q: In Christianity, is pooping/farting/etc. moral?

A: There are many possible ways to answer this question. However, from a Christian perspective, most scholars would agree that it is not moral to poop and/or fart. This presents an interesting dilemma, since pooping and farting are physiological requirements of being a human... there's just no way to avoid it! The thing to remember is that we all fall short of the glory of God and that we all are sinners in need of redemption. The fact that we all poop and fart is just further proof of this.

-snip-

That's just insane. I suppose his (or her) parents were jerks/prudes and made him feel bad about his (or her) basic humanity. Also a phony to presume "what most scholars" would say to the question. Said person is in need of therapy!

 

[Pohemi]

Q: In Christianity, is pooping/farting/etc. moral?

A: ...it is not moral to poop and/or fart. This presents an interesting dilemma, since pooping and farting are physiological requirements of being a human... there's just no way to avoid it! The thing to remember is that we all fall short of the glory of God and that we all are sinners in need of redemption....

Why do you think civilians in the DPRK believe (or at least are smart enough not to challenge) the idea that Kim Jong doesn't poop? Because they treat him as a divine God-King.

He couldn't possibly need to partake in such a filthy (human) action as expelling waste.

 

[IronWing]

Why do you think civilians in the DPRK believe (or at least are smart enough not to challenge) the idea that Kim Jong doesn't poop? Because they treat him as a divine God-King.

He couldn't possibly need to partake in such a filthy (human) action as expelling waste.

That's why he keeps getting rounder. Someday, they'll send him to the juicing room.