In Canada we...

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Get really pasty from lack of sunlight?

 

[RoloMather]

Have one tank.

 

[meltdown75]

pwn

 

[ChanHo78]

say 'eh'?

 

[CPA]

drink lots of Molson.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Prohibit online conversations with anyone under 18 for any reason whatsoever.

 

[meltdown75]

are not phased when we are struck by automobiles.

Go ahead, make his day.

New York Islanders defenceman Brendan Witt was hit by a car in Philadelphia on Tuesday, according to Newsday. But Witt reportedly picked himself up off the road and, after a few profanities, assured everyone he was all right before continuing on his way, prompting one witness to say, "it was like seeing Clint Eastwood, but in hockey."

Witt was crossing Arch Street to get a cup of coffee when a gold Yukon truck made an illegal turn and hit the 34-year-old. Newsday says Witt tried to jump on the hood of the vehicle before being thrown to the ground as he was struck.

"I'm okay," Witt told the crowd as he dusted himself off, according to Newsday. "I've got to go play some hockey. I'm a hockey player. I'm okay. No big deal."

The onlooker was impressed.

"Boy that guy is tough," he said.

The 6'2, 219-pound blueliner downplayed the incident.

"I just got lucky," said Witt, who oddly enough had declined an offer for a drive to Wachovia Center from the team's medical staff just prior to the accident. "Fortunately nothing bad happened. I'm just a little sore."

The Humboldt, Saskatchewan native chose not to call police or get medical care, and was at the Isles' morning skate just a few hours later. He will play tonight against the Flyers.

Witt has two goals, one assist and 35 penalty minutes in 26 games for the Isles this season, and has no plans to star in any action films in the immediate future

 

[FoBoT]

you all like back bacon, right?
and donuts and beer
and moosen, you all have a pet moosen in your backyard

 

[JulesMaximus]

Clean our tank once a month...you never know when you might need it.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Buy milk in a bag.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Prohibit online conversations with anyone under 18 for any reason whatsoever.

Is that true?

 

[meltdown75]

Buy milk in a bag.

this

 

[FelixDeCat]

Is that true?

Essentially, yes.

 

[actuarial]

Essentially, yes.

While I disagree with the law, it's a logical fallacy to say that "A conversation doesn't have to be sexual to be luring" = "All non-sexual conversations are luring".

 

[destrekor]

make a terrible hat

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Wear toques and long-johns and rock the Metric system.

 

[FelixDeCat]

While I disagree with the law, it's a logical fallacy to say that "A conversation doesn't have to be sexual to be luring" = "All non-sexual conversations are luring".

Are you comming on to me?

 

[BassBomb]

nah bro, im brown!

 

[Newbian]

You are outnumbered by beavers and moose.

 

[Iron Woode]

like chasing beaver

 

[Sea Moose]

You are outnumbered by beavers and moose.

sea mooses?

 

[Newbian]

sea mooses?

Sadly the last ones were in Alaska but Palin got them.

 

[Locut0s]

Are care free and easy.

 

[meltdown75]

play on ATOT at lunch

 

[Barfo]

eat poutine D: