Improving on toilet paper..

[Syringer]

Why is it that the method to clean the most disgusting and bacteria filled part of your body is done with just simple, dry piece of cloth?

With all this emphasis we put on washing, soaping and cleansing our hands, faces, mouths-- none of which comes in contact with the most vial thing that our bodies produce--why is that we don't have any method to improve the post-excretion process?

Often, especially after depositing a big meal, I feel like a simple wipe down just doesn't cut it, and nothing short of a soap down/shower will do.

I can't be the only one to feel this way can I?

 

[KLin]

Just use your hand.

 

[Fern]

See "Bidet"

 

[darkswordsman17]

Its only a matter of time before we can use the 3 seashells.

 

[AbAbber2k]

You're a naughty child, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Well if they make it so that your finger doesn't accidentally poke through during a wipe, then I'll be happy.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
Well if they make it so that your finger doesn't accidentally poke through during a wipe, then I'll be happy.

User more/buy thicker tp. Or wad. I don't like to wad though. But I'm not so environmentally responsible that I'm above folding up like 8 sheets. What I need is disposable silk sheets to wipe my ass with. And an income to make wiping my ass with silk sheets fiscally viable.

 

[Injury]

The empasis we put on the hands and face is because that is the easiest way for germs to get IN to the body and for germs to spread.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Injury
The empasis we put on the hands and face is because that is the easiest way for germs to get IN to the body and for germs to spread.

"You never go ass to mouth?"

 

[The Sauce]

Use the wet-wipes.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Fern
See "Bidet"

I don't know why these aren't used more. The conspiracy theorist in me says that paper companies are very much in favor of maintaining the status quo. Toilet paper is one of those things that everyone here needs, and so it's a constant revenue source.
If everyone gets bidets, toilet paper use will decline significantly.

I don't understand it either, nor do I understand some of the resistance to bidets. When you go take a shower, you use soap and water, not a dry roll of paper towels.
Or hey, if you've got cats, next time, clean the litterbox bare handed, and just wipe off using toilet paper. Good enough, right?

Originally posted by: Snatchface
Use the wet-wipes.

A slight improvement. To take my metaphor another step, instead of a dry roll of paper towels in place of a shower, take a wet-wipe too.

 

[WHAMPOM]

Pressure washer?

 

[SoulAssassin]

Originally posted by: Snatchface
Use the wet-wipes.

yup

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Snatchface
Use the wet-wipes.

:thumbsup:

 

[Syringer]

I don't know why these aren't used more. The conspiracy theorist in me says that paper companies are very much in favor of maintaining the status quo. Toilet paper is one of those things that everyone here needs, and so it's a constant revenue source.
If everyone gets bidets, toilet paper use will decline significantly.

A bidet is an accessory to tp. You're still supposed to use toilet paper before.

 

[lokiju]

What? You don't know how to use the three sea shells?

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: Injury
The empasis we put on the hands and face is because that is the easiest way for germs to get IN to the body and for germs to spread.

"You never go ass to mouth?"

I've got news for you - Occasionally, in the heat of the moment, it's OK to to go ass to mouth.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

just rub some sand on it

 

[Azndude51]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Its only a matter of time before we can use the 3 seashells.

Sylvester Stallone FTW

 

[Crono]

Paperless toilets: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a..._id=400885&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: Crono
Paperless toilets: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a..._id=400885&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source

The paperless toilet is a myth...just like the paperless office 😉

 

[0roo0roo]

i bring in a wad of wet tissue/paper towel if in public restroom for final cleaning. not bidet, but better than smearing sh*t around with dry paper

 

[beemercer]

I have always preferred using 80 grit sand paper.

 

[ChaoZ]

Sounds like someone needs a Japanese toilet.

 

[JRich]

Originally posted by: Ned Flanders

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: Injury
The empasis we put on the hands and face is because that is the easiest way for germs to get IN to the body and for germs to spread.

"You never go ass to mouth?"

I've got news for you - Occasionally, in the heat of the moment, it's OK to to go ass to mouth.

Gold.