Impressing the opposite sex

[dennilfloss]

>How to impress a Woman:

>Compliment her,
>Respect her,
>Honor her,
>Cuddle her,
>Kiss her,
>Caress her,
>Love her,
>Stroke her,
>Tease her,
>Comfort her,
>Protect her,
>Hug her,
>Hold her,
>Spend money on her,
>Wine and dine her,
>Buy things for her,
>Listen to her,
>Care for her,
>Stand by her,
>Support her,
>Go to the ends of the Earth for her.


>How to impress a man:

>Show up naked,
>Bring food.

She's Famous Now (Reel Big Fish)

 

[xero]

women are too complicated and too high-maintainence...you chicks suck....stop being so needy

 

[lowtech1]

:frown:

 

[konichiwa]

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Sometimes I wish I were gay...errr...

 

[dennilfloss]

konichiwa is out of the wishing closet.

Don't Think Of Me (Dido)

 

[dcdomain]

Life's a bitch...


















then you marry one!...














JUST KIDDING YO!

 

[fishy101]

add to the list of how to impress man:

bring him an oc athlon.

 

[OS]

I think a credit card with an infinite credit limit should suffice.

Even though women accuse us men of being superficial, they are no less superficial themselves

 

[prodigy]

LOL!

 

[Teatowel]

How to impress a chick?

The way to a womans heart is via her *******! (stomach!)

 

[OS]

Not really kidding about that credit card part. I remember one time I was hanging out with a group of friends and I payed for something with my credit card and one of the girls saw that it was a platinum and she was "wow, a platinum card, you can buy a car on one of those huh?" She was visibly impressed, and although such a situation works out in my favor, it vaguely bothers me that I'm being judged by a piece of plastic in my wallet.

 

[Regine]

<< you chicks suck >>


Generally you guys don't seem to be complaining about that.....

 

[konichiwa]

OuterSquare

Unless that little plastic square gets you some BOOOOTAY!

 

[starlitt]

xero: &quot;women are too complicated and too high-maintainence...you chicks suck....stop being so needy&quot;

she wouldn't be needy if you satisfied her needs in bed I guess that's not your case.

 

[Regine]

ROFLMAO, starlitt!

I like her...