Impressing the opposite sex

dennilfloss

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>How to impress a Woman:

>Compliment her,
>Respect her,
>Honor her,
>Cuddle her,
>Kiss her,
>Caress her,
>Love her,
>Stroke her,
>Tease her,
>Comfort her,
>Protect her,
>Hug her,
>Hold her,
>Spend money on her,
>Wine and dine her,
>Buy things for her,
>Listen to her,
>Care for her,
>Stand by her,
>Support her,
>Go to the ends of the Earth for her.


>How to impress a man:

>Show up naked,
>Bring food.

She's Famous Now (Reel Big Fish)
 

xero

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women are too complicated and too high-maintainence...you chicks suck....stop being so needy
 

OS

Lifer
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I think a credit card with an infinite credit limit should suffice.

Even though women accuse us men of being superficial, they are no less superficial themselves :p
 

OS

Lifer
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Not really kidding about that credit card part. I remember one time I was hanging out with a group of friends and I payed for something with my credit card and one of the girls saw that it was a platinum and she was "wow, a platinum card, you can buy a car on one of those huh?" :p She was visibly impressed, and although such a situation works out in my favor, it vaguely bothers me that I'm being judged by a piece of plastic in my wallet. :p
 

Regine

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<< you chicks suck >>


Generally you guys don't seem to be complaining about that..... :p
 

starlitt

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xero: &quot;women are too complicated and too high-maintainence...you chicks suck....stop being so needy&quot;

she wouldn't be needy if you satisfied her needs in bed I guess that's not your case.



:p