Implications of Impregnating Every Female on Earth

GWestphal

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One man (magically or through extreme endurance) impregnates every woman on Earth within a 10 year period. What are the societal/fiscal/genetic implications of such an act?
 

SheHateMe

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Is this dude White, Black, Latino, or Asian?

And I think it would be a bad thing, because what if he doesn't have good Genes? What if he has really strong Genes and all the kids look like him?
 

Sho'Nuff

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Since only santa claus has the capability to be everywhere in the world at once, I'm guessing that we can expect a generation of fat people with a lot of facial hair.
 

Newbian

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Since only santa claus has the capability to be everywhere in the world at once, I'm guessing that we can expect a generation of fat people with a lot of facial hair.

Hmmm.... now we know what the naughty list is for.
 

GWestphal

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Woman, not girl...so say every female <insert age of consent> to 65.

Why not consider a number of scenarios? Each possible race flavor + Good OR Bad genetics?

White Good Genes
White Bad Genes
Black Good Genes
Black Bad Genes
Asian Good Genes
Asian Bad Genes
Hispanic Good Genes
Hispanic Bad Genes
 

BoomerD

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Regardless of his genes...the offspring of such a magical fuckfest would soon start interbreeding...and before long, you'd be having some very fucked up babies being born...
 

T9D

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I'd be more worried about what your wang looked like after that
 

HamburgerBoy

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I'd be more worried about what your wang looked like after that

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RocksteadyDotNet

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Depends who he is.

If he's white then it would increase the average quality of DNA on the planet and make things a lot better better.
 

zanejohnson

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it would just slow the global dna evolution... basically it's popping out phenomes with more potential every second and of every race, that it would just be a waste of time to try to take one, and backbreed it against the source..
 

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I suppose if a person found a way to keep sperm alive in a water supply it could happen but then again that would mean you would be giving facials and more to all the men in the world also. D: