Immigrant wants to marry me for $15,000

[J0hnny]

The going rate is usually a lot higher than 15K.

 

[DeeKnow]

ask for more money and some sex up front

 

[DivideBYZero]

Pork her first then give her the answer. Say it's 'part of the payoff'.

 

[shilala]

If she's from Nigeria, I'd go with "No".
Otherwise, make sure she's willing to do all the housecleaning, clotheswashing and headcleaning.

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
I just have to sign a prenup agreement with her for two years, so that she can get her green card.... divorce..
Pretend nothing happened..

... PROFIT!!

any reasons why I shouldn't?

what happens if you meet a girl you really do want to marry?

also, is it legal? can you get in trouble? might as well find that out

I'm 19.. I doubt I'm going to want to marry in the next two years anyways
Legal? Pretty common for people to do it. I think it's more of a don't tell, don't care situation.

 

[aidanjm]

wouldn't you need to discuss stuff like living arrangements and whether you are going to have sex? I think you might need to live together to prove to the immigration people that you are really a couple (and that it isn't a marriage of convenience). Also, will she be expecting you to put out?

 

[Deadtrees]

It is illigal. The government agent will check up on you guys for some years to make sure that the marrage was legit(but they'll inform you prior to visit). You just need to have some pictures of you guys around the house as well as memorizing her birthday, wedding anniversary date, and so on. I think there was a romance movie about it, too.
Anyway, you won't get caught unless you're amazingly stupid.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: DeeKnow
ask for more money and some sex up front

he said she's got an ugly face, tho

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
I just have to sign a prenup agreement with her for two years, so that she can get her green card.... divorce..
Pretend nothing happened..

... PROFIT!!

any reasons why I shouldn't?

Do you have to pay taxes on the money?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: DeeKnow
ask for more money and some sex up front

he said she's got an ugly face, tho

Doggie style?

 

[yhelothar]

he said she's got an ugly face, tho

She might be doable with a paperbag over her face

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: DeeKnow
ask for more money and some sex up front

he said she's got an ugly face, tho

and that is what doggy style is for.

and booze.

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: Xionide
I will do her for 10

 

[aircooled]

Try before you buy

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: DeeKnow
ask for more money and some sex up front

he said she's got an ugly face, tho

and that is what doggy style is for.

and booze.

face in the pillow.. not a problem.. and the pic he posted wasnt dog ugly.. just plain