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Imagine you're a beer

I

illusion88

Lifer
You're sitting there, and somene gets thirsty.

A girl approaches

She puts her little girl lips down on your cold, metal top. BAM! She opens it! Your head is foaming out the top in little foamy bits.

Now, I ask you - would you give a fvck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who opened you was wearing?
 
I thought my friends were sitting on a huge 6" sub and then I started watching television on my friends shirt that happened to be a television.
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
You're sitting there, and somene gets thirsty.

A girl approaches

She puts her little girl lips down on your cold, metal top. BAM! She opens it! Your head is foaming out the top in little foamy bits.

Now, I ask you - would you give a fvck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who opened you was wearing?
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I get it. A transvestite wants to blow you and you're thinking "I know it's gay, but he is the one doing it so... why not?".
 
Originally posted by: Quasmo
I thought my friends were sitting on a huge 6" sub and then I started watching television on my friends shirt that happened to be a television.
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Now that one is just messed up. YAY
 
Originally posted by: Quasmo
I thought my friends were sitting on a huge 6" sub and then I started watching television on my friends shirt that happened to be a television.
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quoted for awesomness
 
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