Imagine you're a beer

[illusion88]

You're sitting there, and somene gets thirsty.

A girl approaches

She puts her little girl lips down on your cold, metal top. BAM! She opens it! Your head is foaming out the top in little foamy bits.

Now, I ask you - would you give a fvck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who opened you was wearing?

 

[Schadenfroh]

uhhhhhh

 

[Howard]

Not bad. 7/10.

EDIT: In my entire life, I have never seen a girl uncap a beer with her lips.

 

[JujuFish]

...

 

[loup garou]

 

[blodhi74]

I thought I was drunk

 

[n7]

Mmmkay.

Drugs are bad mkay?

 

[Epic Fail]

ok

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Howard
Not bad. 7/10.

EDIT: In my entire life, I have never seen a girl uncap a beer with her lips.

no but I bet it would be hot.

 

[Quasmo]

I thought my friends were sitting on a huge 6" sub and then I started watching television on my friends shirt that happened to be a television.

 

[MrYAK]

good one

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Howard
Not bad. 7/10.

EDIT: In my entire life, I have never seen a girl uncap a beer with her lips.

no but I bet it would be hot.

I don't know, it might be a little dangerous.

 

[Stumps]

now, Imagine if this thread got locked cause it sucked....

 

[HamburgerBoy]

0/10

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: illusion88
You're sitting there, and somene gets thirsty.

A girl approaches

She puts her little girl lips down on your cold, metal top. BAM! She opens it! Your head is foaming out the top in little foamy bits.

Now, I ask you - would you give a fvck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who opened you was wearing?

I get it. A transvestite wants to blow you and you're thinking "I know it's gay, but he is the one doing it so... why not?".

 

[valkator]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I thought my friends were sitting on a huge 6" sub and then I started watching television on my friends shirt that happened to be a television.

Now that one is just messed up. YAY

 

[newParadigm]

not bad

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I thought my friends were sitting on a huge 6" sub and then I started watching television on my friends shirt that happened to be a television.

quoted for awesomness

 

[Rock Hydra]

XD

 

[HardcoreRobot]

haha i thought that said deer