I'm writing a data mining program,

[Zanix]

It'll score keywords in topics and OPs of threads you've posted to, or give you higher points to those threads you've made.

Then it'll gather adjectives used in sentances with self referances to establish levels of self esteem in all the users.

THEN some conclusions can be made, profiles filled out, and every nef you'll ever put out there will be predicted by my marvelus program.

and then I'll sell it to google and they'll use it to take over the world.

 

[jemcam]

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: jemcam

Didn't need a program to predict that one.

 

[J0hnny]

So many dreamers, so little people who actually take action.

 

[FoBoT]

'Your ideas intrigue me, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter'

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
'Your ideas intrigue me, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter'

'Don't worry sir, I'm from the internet.'

 

[Wapp]

As long as you don't give it to the FBI, I'm cool with it.

 

[purbeast0]

that annoys me ... i'm going to sue you!

 

[myusername]

So we'll know who to blame when the server gets slow

 

[Hav0k99]

Originally posted by: Zanix
It'll score keywords in topics and OPs of threads you've posted to, or give you higher points to those threads you've made.

Then it'll gather adjectives used in sentances with self referances to establish levels of self esteem in all the users.

THEN some conclusions can be made, profiles filled out, and every nef you'll ever put out there will be predicted by my marvelus program.

and then I'll sell it to google and they'll use it to take over the world.

Do you also have bow staff skills?

 

[Nocturnal]

What programming language are you using?

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
that annoys me ... i'm going to sue you!

Join the group. I call first garnish!

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: Zanix
It'll score keywords in topics and OPs of threads you've posted to, or give you higher points to those threads you've made.

Then it'll gather adjectives used in sentances with self referances to establish levels of self esteem in all the users.

THEN some conclusions can be made, profiles filled out, and every nef you'll ever put out there will be predicted by my marvelus program.

and then I'll sell it to google and they'll use it to take over the world.

yea yea yea...but will it do laundry?

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: Zanix
It'll score keywords in topics and OPs of threads you've posted to, or give you higher points to those threads you've made.

Then it'll gather adjectives used in sentances with self referances to establish levels of self esteem in all the users.

THEN some conclusions can be made, profiles filled out, and every nef you'll ever put out there will be predicted by my marvelus program.

and then I'll sell it to google and they'll use it to take over the world.

If it can predict when I'm in need of a cold beer, AND DELIVER IT TO ME, I'm cool with that!!!

:beer:

 

[doze]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: Zanix
It'll score keywords in topics and OPs of threads you've posted to, or give you higher points to those threads you've made.

Then it'll gather adjectives used in sentances with self referances to establish levels of self esteem in all the users.

THEN some conclusions can be made, profiles filled out, and every nef you'll ever put out there will be predicted by my marvelus program.

and then I'll sell it to google and they'll use it to take over the world.

If it can predict when I'm in need of a cold beer, AND DELIVER IT TO ME, I'm cool with that!!!

:beer:

this thing will

 

[Megadeth]

Id buy that for a dollar!

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: doze

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: Zanix
It'll score keywords in topics and OPs of threads you've posted to, or give you higher points to those threads you've made.

Then it'll gather adjectives used in sentances with self referances to establish levels of self esteem in all the users.

THEN some conclusions can be made, profiles filled out, and every nef you'll ever put out there will be predicted by my marvelus program.

and then I'll sell it to google and they'll use it to take over the world.

If it can predict when I'm in need of a cold beer, AND DELIVER IT TO ME, I'm cool with that!!!

:beer:

this thing will

I'd screw with them...just take the mug off of it and set it on the table.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: Zanix
It'll score keywords in topics and OPs of threads you've posted to, or give you higher points to those threads you've made.

Then it'll gather adjectives used in sentances with self referances to establish levels of self esteem in all the users.

THEN some conclusions can be made, profiles filled out, and every nef you'll ever put out there will be predicted by my marvelus program.

and then I'll sell it to google and they'll use it to take over the world.

If it can predict when I'm in need of a cold beer, AND DELIVER IT TO ME, I'm cool with that!!!

:beer:

Google will use it to deliver groceries and paychecks in the next century, based on how well you write and think.

Google will probably be the government by then, and then the police will show up at your house if the program predicts that you're going to be committing a crime soon.

That would be nice though, to talk about having a beer wed. at work, and then it predicts you'll need 5 beers and 2 shots and delivers them friday evening.