I'm watching unsolved mysteries...

HermDogg

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Jul 29, 2004
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So I'm really bored and turn on daytime TV. This segment comes on about this woman who's searching for her birth parents (she's adopted). She finds out that her father used to be a "Midget Review Representative" (as stated on her BIRTH CERTIFICATE for cryin' out loud), so she's going around to carnivals trying to find her parents by asking old carnies. Is it me, or should she just give it up? Who are they gonna be? Ugh....