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d3n

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Mar 13, 2004
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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: d3n
Originally posted by: John P.
Readjust every bodies office chairs, I hate it when people do that!!

I sometimes went into a NOC where people were very possessive of chairs. One guy had a piece of tape in a certain place. I decided that all of the chairs needed a piece of tape there.


Another time I put a flying bug in a matchbox. I put the matchbox in someones mail slot. He picked it up, shook the box, then opened it as he peered inside. The bug latched onto his face.

Where did you get the flying bug from?

This was on the Gulf coast. I think it was a waterbug. Everyone called them roaches. You'd see them crawling the streets at night.
 

LordMaul

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Nov 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: DarkKnight69
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Turn their computer wallpapers into a snapshot of their desktop. Then hide all of their icons.

This one is inventive!

I've been too big of a p*ssy to do it here where I work. I would love to see someone's rage come out trying to click on the icons though :evil:

He...was....being...sarcastic....

:roll::p
 

krunchykrome

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Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: DarkKnight69
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Turn their computer wallpapers into a snapshot of their desktop. Then hide all of their icons.

This one is inventive!

I've been too big of a p*ssy to do it here where I work. I would love to see someone's rage come out trying to click on the icons though :evil:

He...was....being...sarcastic....

:roll::p

I know it's the oldest trick in the book. Hell, I learned of it here from some ATOT member. Still pretty funny to think about it though.
 

Ulfwald

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
May 27, 2000
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I once used 550 parachute cord to hang my bosses chair from the ceiling.
 

JS80

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Oct 24, 2005
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Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Originally posted by: BKLounger
i like pulling all the keys off the keyboards and putting them back in the wrong order is a fun way to mess with people.

Or install a program changing the keyboard from qwerty to dvorak, without changing the keys.

You don't need a program to do that. Just go to keyboard settings in control panel.

i don't see this option in keyboard settings.
 

John P

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Oct 9, 1999
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Pick up the phone at his/her desk, put clear packing tape over the holes in the earpiece (to prevent stuff from getting in there) then pack the concave part of the earpiece with anything gooey/sticky. Lotion/Soap/Grease works well. When they get back tell them they have a call on line 2 and watch ass they get an earful of whatever Hilarious, and repeatable over time.

Black shoe polish or a piece of clay with soft bristles from a drafting brush work well also.
 

cvstrat

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Nov 15, 2002
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Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Originally posted by: BKLounger
i like pulling all the keys off the keyboards and putting them back in the wrong order is a fun way to mess with people.

Or install a program changing the keyboard from qwerty to dvorak, without changing the keys.

You don't need a program to do that. Just go to keyboard settings in control panel.

i don't see this option in keyboard settings.

Control Panel, Regional and Language Settings, Languages Tab, Details, Add, Dvorak, then change defaul to dvorak above it, click ok
 

jman19

Lifer
Nov 3, 2000
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Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Originally posted by: BKLounger
i like pulling all the keys off the keyboards and putting them back in the wrong order is a fun way to mess with people.

Or install a program changing the keyboard from qwerty to dvorak, without changing the keys.

You don't need a program to do that. Just go to keyboard settings in control panel.

i don't see this option in keyboard settings.

Keyboard Properties -> Input Locales -> Click on an Input Language and select properties. DVORAK is on the list.
 

AdamK47

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Find out what their favorite website is to slack off on and change their host file so that web address goes somewhere else.