I'm the only one of my group in the office today

[Zenmervolt]

Of my entire team, I'm the only one who made it into the office this morning. Any ideas for pranks (that won't risk me being fired )?

ZV

 

[MercenaryForHire]

root@ZV$ shrinkwrap *

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- M4H

 

[Unheard]

Take you desk/chair outside, burn the place to the ground, place your desk/chair back in its spot on top of charred rubble, sit in chair waiting for co-workers to return. Hilarity ensues.

 

[shocksyde]

Piss all over their computers!

Oh wait, didn't read the part in parenthesis...

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Unheard
Take you desk/chair outside, burn the place to the ground, place your desk/chair back in its spot on top of charred rubble. Hilarity ensues.

But what about my stapler?

ZV

 

[krunchykrome]

Turn their computer wallpapers into a snapshot of their desktop. Then hide all of their icons.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Rubber snakes in everyone's office drawers.

 

[Sukhoi]

Post-It Note a couple cubicles.

Hide ALL of the chairs somewhere deep in the basement.

Cubicle full of styrofoam peanuts.

 

[DarkKnight69]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Turn their computer wallpapers into a snapshot of their desktop. Then hide all of their icons.

This one is inventive!

 

[vi edit]

What type of mice do they have? Either take out the roller balls or place a bit of tape over the optical eye.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: DarkKnight69

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Turn their computer wallpapers into a snapshot of their desktop. Then hide all of their icons.

This one is inventive!

I've been too big of a p*ssy to do it here where I work. I would love to see someone's rage come out trying to click on the icons though :evil:

 

[CityShrimp]

Originally posted by: Sukhoi
Post-It Note a couple cubicles.

Hide ALL of the chairs somewhere deep in the basement.

Cubicle full of styrofoam peanuts.

LOL. I've seen pictures of these. Another was wrap all their furniture / computers in foil

 

[tasmanian]

Unplug everyones keyboard and mice just enough so it doesnt work but its still connected. Then start a bet with it to see how long it will take them all to fix it.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Of my entire team, I'm the only one who made it into the office this morning. Any ideas for pranks (that won't risk me being fired )?

ZV

Sounds like they already pulled one over on you.

 

[vi edit]

My wife and some of her fellow residents did this to their Director last year as a going away gag....

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/viedit/cup1.jpg
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/viedit/cup2.jpg
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/viedit/cup3.jpg
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/viedit/cup4.jpg

All of those are about halfway full of water.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
My wife and some of her fellow residents did this to their Director last year as a going away gag....

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/viedit/cup1.jpg
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/viedit/cup2.jpg
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/viedit/cup3.jpg
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/viedit/cup4.jpg

All of those are about halfway full of water.

OMG, thats hilarious. How long did it take them to do that?

 

[BKLounger]

i like pulling all the keys off the keyboards and putting them back in the wrong order is a fun way to mess with people.

 

[vi edit]

It took about 8 of us around 2 hours (not counting the trip to Sams club on the other side of town).

That's 2000 cups.

 

[John P]

Readjust everybodies office chairs, I hate it when people do that!!

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: BKLounger
i like pulling all the keys off the keyboards and putting them back in the wrong order is a fun way to mess with people.

Or install a program changing the keyboard from qwerty to dvorak, without changing the keys.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: BKLounger
i like pulling all the keys off the keyboards and putting them back in the wrong order is a fun way to mess with people.

Or install a program changing the keyboard from qwerty to dvorak, without changing the keys.

You don't need a program to do that. Just go to keyboard settings in control panel.

 

[d3n]

Originally posted by: John P.
Readjust every bodies office chairs, I hate it when people do that!!

I sometimes went into a NOC where people were very possessive of chairs. One guy had a piece of tape in a certain place. I decided that all of the chairs needed a piece of tape there.


Another time I put a flying bug in a matchbox. I put the matchbox in someones mail slot. He picked it up, shook the box, then opened it as he peered inside. The bug latched onto his face.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: d3n

Originally posted by: John P.
Readjust every bodies office chairs, I hate it when people do that!!

I sometimes went into a NOC where people were very possessive of chairs. One guy had a piece of tape in a certain place. I decided that all of the chairs needed a piece of tape there.


Another time I put a flying bug in a matchbox. I put the matchbox in someones mail slot. He picked it up, shook the box, then opened it as he peered inside. The bug latched onto his face.

Where did you get the flying bug from?

 

[AdamK47]

Turn everything in their cube upside down.

 

[cvstrat]

Here is my absolute fav:

Pick up the phone at his/her desk, put clear packing tape over the holes in the earpiece (to prevent stuff from getting in there) then pack the concave part of the earpiece with anything gooey/sticky. Lotion/Soap/Grease works well. When they get back tell them they have a call on line 2 and watch ass they get an earful of whatever Hilarious, and repeatable over time.

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Turn their computer wallpapers into a snapshot of their desktop. Then hide all of their icons.

Oh man I LOVE that one. Don't forget to drag the start bar to the top of the screen and drag the edge of it up so it dissapears off the desktop!

They'll be on the phone w/IT in no time