I'm such an @$$

20_MuleTeam_Borax

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Some lady from St. Joseph's University just called. As soon as she hears my voice, she's says, "oh sorry, you're a guy. This is an all-girls school. You probably won't be interested in going here."
I thoughtlessly agreed w/ her. Then, as soon as I hung up the phone, it hit me. . . "WTF? The hell I'm not interested!" By this time it was too late by then. *69 doesn't work w/ telemarketers, right?
 

Swag1138

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Not really, Just a few changes in wardrobe. Recall the Jonathon Silverman movie called, I believe, Little Sister. (its one of those 80s crossdressing movies)
 

Aenygma

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You're not an a$$!! Never call yourself that.




You're just reallllllyyyy slow, and dim-witted. ;)
 

minendo

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I hate those d@mn courtesy calls. Well the New York Times called for like the tenth time about two weeks ago. They seem to switch who they ask for (I have three roommates). Well I finally had enough with the calls that I told the woman that I cant read and neither can my roommates. So I asked her if she could sell me Hooked On Phonics. The woman said sorry and hung up. Ive never had them hang up on me before.
 

yakko

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<< There's a good chance that youre the wrong gender for an all girls school anyways. ;) >>

They can't discriminate. If he wants to go he should be allowed in just like the chicks in a certain military school.
 

Rage187

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cough***Citadel***cough


Whats even worse is that they let Shannon Faulkner in and she dropped out because she couldn't hang..


If I remember correctly, the first 7 girls that attended dropped out...

I live in Charleston, and this was pretty big here, everyone was up in arms...