I'm such a man..

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
I'm such a man: that I shave with a butchers cleaver

MWahaha...I don't even shave!

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
I'm such a man: that I shave with a butchers cleaver

MWahaha...I don't even shave!

that's not very manly...

 

[DivideBYZero]

I'm such a man my balls scratch themselves.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I'm such a man i scratch dug777's balls for him. with my tongue .

fixed

EDIT: really, i like you (but not like that)

i'm just being an a$$hat tonight

 

[Monkey muppet]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I'm such a man my balls scratch themselves.

I'm such a man that my balls have several time zones

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I'm such a man i scratch dug777's balls for him. with my tongue .

fixed

EDIT: really, i like you (but not like that, I prefer my glans to be nibbled gently with teeth)

i'm just being an a$$hat tonight

:Q

 

[kevman]

try losing your testicles in a knife fight with your own mother....now thats a man

 

[azazyel]

I gargle with turpentine and floss with bailing wire.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I'm such a man i scratch dug777's balls for him. with my tongue .

fixed

EDIT: really, i like you (but not like that, I prefer my glans to be nibbled gently with teeth)

i'm just being an a$$hat tonight

:Q

:laugh:

you really should add 'fixxed' to that tho', asshat :|

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: BroeBo
I stole one of those lame ribbons once. I took it off a huge SUV (expedition or suburban). They are the most pointless things ever. Sometimes I wonder if some people actually think they are somehow helping the troops by sporting these lame ribbons...

Now *there's* a man!

Haha...thats right! I kick babies too.

Can't even leave it in the original thread eh? Something has made conjurwumzurs cranky!

 

[Monkey muppet]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I'm such a man i scratch dug777's balls for him. with my tongue .

fixed

EDIT: really, i like you (but not like that, I prefer my glans to be nibbled gently with teeth)

i'm just being an a$$hat tonight

:Q

:laugh:

you really should add 'fixxed' to that tho', asshat :|

In Russia: balls scratch you!!

 

[bdude]

wheres my beer?

 

[apologetic]

6" girth, 9" length

 

[chrisms]

I'm such a man I drink my ballsweat for breakfast

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this thread has potential

this thread sucks. i'm gonna look for a woman thread.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this thread had potential

this thread sucks. i'm gonna look for a woman thread.

fixed.

 

[broon]

I can "paint the ceiling".

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: apologetic
.6" girth, .9" length

Fixed.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: apologetic
6" girth, 9" length

Maximum depth you can take?

I bowl with my own severed head.

 

[DaTT]

I'm such a man....I'm in a solo band called "6 1/2 pounds"....figure it out.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: DaTT
I'm such a man....I'm in a solo band called "6 1/2 pounds"....figure it out.

Hand Solo?

 

[DaTT]

With 6 1/2 pounds....try hands solo.....

 

[Promethply]

That I respect and like women,

and yet no self-respecting woman would want to date me :brokenheart:

 

[Dr. Detroit]

I just reached down, grabbed my ballz and promptly adjusted myself.:beer:

 

[Kobota]

I have been walking around with my leg looking like this for the past two months