I'm so tough...

[Mats]

I kick sand in my own face.

 

[Mitzi]

...I wipe my arse with sandpaper!

 

[soccerbud34]

I survived through a 24hr Barney & Friends marathon......

 

[woodly6]

<< I survived through a 24hr Barney & Friends marathon...... >>



Sorry I cant beat that.

 

[Thrlskr]

I'll see your 24hrs of Barney and raise you 2 strait days of teletubbies.

 

[soccerbud34]

<< I'll see your 24hrs of Barney and raise you 2 strait days of teletubbies. >>



if you throw in listening to half day worth of N'Sync CD's.......you got a deal

 

[Thrlskr]

While hanging up back street boys posters above my bed. that tough enough?

 

[Priit]

I didn't drink beer yesterday...

 

[FrustratedUser]

I don't need foreplay. I use a shoehorn.

 

[Spooner]

<< I didn't drink beer yesterday... >>


:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

I'm sorry to hear that, sir

 

[jjones]

i'm a fearless neffer.

 

[TapTap]

I would escort Bill Buckner on a goodwill autograph tour of Boston, with Bucky (insert profanity) Dent.

 

[soccerbud34]

<< While hanging up back street boys posters above my bed. that tough enough? >>




If wear an I-Luv-Backstreet Boys T-Shirt to school/college for a day then i'll bow down on my knees and call you my master

 

[myputer]

Have any of you ever spent an entire day in a class room filled with 3 & 4 year olds? Now that's tough!

 

[soccerbud34]

<< Have any of you ever spent an entire day in a class room filled with 3 & 4 year olds? Now that's tough! >>



No......but i do have a 2 yr old sister and 5 yr old brother .... close enough?

 

[Jerboy]

<<

<< While hanging up back street boys posters above my bed. that tough enough? >>




If wear an I-Luv-Backstreet Boys T-Shirt to school/college for a day then i'll bow down on my knees and call you my master >>



I have showed up to school with a Justin Timberlake T-shirt I borrowed from someone for the fun of it. Does that count? It wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be though

 

[Tauren]

I have children aged:

3
9
13
16

Pick an age group of hell and I have it covered.

 

[Mats]

...I stick my own head in the crapper and then flush it.

 

[Thrlskr]

I would wear a BSB shirt to school but I haven't been in one in 17 years, how about work?

 

[VirusDub]

<< Have any of you ever spent an entire day in a class room filled with 3 & 4 year olds? Now that's tough! >>

Not quite, but my friend and I had to run a preschool P.E. class once. We had to play soccer with all these little kids. They kicked us about a thousand times more than the ball. Plus, a word of advice, never give a kid a quarter if his friends are around. You'll be out of money in a second.

 

[creedog]

<< I don't need foreplay. I use a shoehorn. >>



HA that odd, but funny

what does it mean?

 

[HOWITIS]

i can dominate quake 3 on a 14.4 modem, and a 486 processor.

 

[FrustratedUser]

<<

<< I don't need foreplay. I use a shoehorn. >>



HA that odd, but funny

what does it mean? >>



Use your imagination!

say more and it's getting locked!

 

[creedog]

Ok now im confused and scared

 

[killface]

<< I kick sand in my own face. >>



That could be kind of a paradox. You could say "I'm such a geek, I kick sand in my own face," also.