I'm slowly becoming a manlet

[schneiderguy]

Now that I'm hitting old age (late 20s), I can feel myself slowly shrinking with each passing day. I measured myself this morning and I was only 6' 3/4" with socks on. For now it is okay since I'm not yet into manlet territory; several attractive girls throw themselves at me daily. But what about five years from now? Ten years from now? These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

 

[kt]

You're a manlet when you have to measure yourself in fractions of an inch.

 

[schneiderguy]

You're a manlet when you have to measure yourself in fractions of an inch.

Manlets are "people" (I use that term loosely) under the height of 6'. Everyone knows this.

 

[Captante]

I'm slowly becoming a manlet

ALREADY a manlet in spirit!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Yeah I never worry about fractions of an inch and I'm 5'6" If I spiked my hair I could get over 6' though.

 

[kt]

Manlets are "people" (I use that term loosely) under the height of 6'. Everyone knows this.

Using an animated GIF of a man-child isn't helping your case.

 

[BudAshes]

Now that I'm hitting old age (late 20s), I can feel myself slowly shrinking with each passing day. I measured myself this morning and I was only 6' 3/4" with socks on. For now it is okay since I'm not yet into manlet territory; several attractive girls throw themselves at me daily. But what about five years from now? Ten years from now? These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

 

[schneiderguy]

Using an animated GIF of a man-child isn't helping your case.

Reminder that you'll wake up on January 21, 2021 and he'll still be the president of the United States of America.

 

[Scarpozzi]

 

[BudAshes]

Your father is quite the manlet so I'd think you would have more compassion. Did he not stick around?

 

[kt]

Reminder that you'll wake up on January 21, 2021 and he'll still be the president of the United States of America.

I'll be long gone by then watching a country of manlets ruled by a manchild from afar.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Greenman]

Hitting a little to close to home?

 

[Spacehead]

If you don't already, might want to start watching midget pr0n now.

 

[brianmanahan]

you should definitely see a doctor

this is not normal and if left unchecked, could cause serious quality of life issues

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'll be long gone by then watching a country of manlets ruled by a manchild from afar.

Ever seen manlets from afar? I once witnessed a rally of manlets out the window of an airplane. They looked like antlets.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

There was this waitress at Texas Roadhouse that was proud when telling her height of four foot ten and three quarters. She would wear her long hair up in a tight bun on the top of her head to add 2.5-3 inches. Very cute, and a naturally born spinner at that.

 

[Captante]

There was this waitress at Texas Roadhouse that was proud when telling her height of four foot ten and three quarters. She would wear her long hair up in a tight bun on the top of her head to add 2.5-3 inches. Very cute, and a naturally born spinner at that.

Womanlet = Good

Manlet however .....

 

[Scarpozzi]

Womanlet = Good

Manlet however.....

I suppose with Womanlets you don't have to worry about death by SnuSnu. You have to die the long and slow traditional way with them nagging and complaining about the bitches that don't deserve the latest Bachelor...

 

[Mai72]

Most males in America are 5'9- 5'10

Why is this considered manlet size? It's average. No? Dudes, we all stand a chance!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Most males in America are 5'9- 5'10

Why is this considered manlet size? It's average. No? Dudes, we all stand a chance!

Hookers have been known to give tall guys free service. Manlets? They typically pay and get short-changed.

 

[IronWing]

Now that I'm hitting old age (late 20s), I can feel myself slowly shrinking with each passing day. I measured myself this morning and I was only 6' 3/4" with socks on. For now it is okay since I'm not yet into manlet territory; several attractive girls throw themselves at me daily. But what about five years from now? Ten years from now? These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

You’re still young; you still have time to seek an apprenticeship with the Lollipop Guild. Your life doesn’t have to be devoid of purpose or meaning.

 

[brianmanahan]

You’re still young; you still have time to seek an apprenticeship with the Lollipop Guild. Your life doesn’t have to be devoid of purpose or meaning.

i look forward to being welcomed to munchkin land by schneiderguy

 

[BoomerD]

Whoa...Schnidey is still alive?

 

[IronWing]

Whoa...Schnidey is still alive?

If you can call short living.